04.19.09
Posted in Random at 6:51 pm by Ana
“Go on a date or something and have fun!” That’s what my son said today when I dropped him off at a school function. Hubby is finally over that nasty cold he caught, so I decided on the “or something” before I even got back home. I walk in the door, stroll up to hubby, and start rubbing his cock through his pants. Hence, today’s post title! LOL
Of course as hubby is sprouting wood, I look at him, give him my “evil grin” and ask: “What?! You ain’t nekkid yet?” Then it’s the usual race to the bedroom to see who can shed clothing the fastest. I should probably explain … naked is without clothes. Nekkid is almost the same as naked but with naughty intentions!
I had seriously thought about using this afternoon to watch NutBusters (over at Naked Movie of course … just fucking give up and buy the membership!) since he had flipped when I showed him the trailer on Friday. Y’all know … I looked all around the porn-slinger’s area to find a way to embed the trailer here for y’all … and I just can’t find it. I guess another still pic will have to do until I can bug their techs about it.
Oh, did I mention they did a gender switch on the NutBusters as opposed to the Ghostbusters? Yeah, and Gozer is a guy … errrr, sorta I guess. Y’all know dude has to be some kind of Sumerian or Babylonian demi-god to handle all three of these hot chicks at one time! And the climax? LOL Pun very much intended! Let’s just say they moved the memorable “I’ve been slimed!” line to the end …
Resistance is futile! Give up, click through to Naked Movie, watch the trailers, laugh your fucking asses off, then GET YOUR MEMBERSHIP! It took seven fucking years before I paid for porn, and this is the site I decided was truly worth it … and I still think it is truly worth it! Kinda like I say to hubby: “What?! Y’all ain’t got Naked yet?!”
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04.16.09
Posted in New porn, Porn, Random at 8:13 am by Ana
Or so I stand accused! No joke, after Round Three, hubby accused me of fucking him to exhaustion … not *MY* fault he had jet lag! Eh, it’s not his fault either.
I need to clear up a few misconceptions my smut-peddling buddies are currently having too much fun with: no, these sexual escapades will not be recorded for posterity! Not in video form, nor in picture (still) form. Hubby is camera-shy, and he can’t hold the camera because he uses both hands for these missions (usually in bed, but not always …) so y’all will just have to use y’all’s imagination. Since I know how perverted some of y’all are (Walrus, Boogie, Rofl, PornEnchantress … fuck … everyone on the list!) I should say right here and now hubby isn’t as kinky, although he does love his normal sex.
Porn time: If I wasn’t happily married, I would SO be a charter card-carrying member of the brand new MILF site Cougar Sex Club. Although I am married, I still count as a card-carrying “cougar” since I bagged and tagged me a younger man. Not this young though LOL
Cock hungry cougars bag a younger guy
That’s right folks, hubby is a good 5 years younger than me. Hey … what can I say? I liked guys in their mid-20s when I was a horny teen. I liked guys in their mid-20s when I was the same age … so why the fuck would I stop liking guys in their mid-20s when I hit the “Big 3-OH” and became a MILF? Really, what do y’all fucking expect from a woman who was once nicknamed “The Predator”? That of course was before the term cougar came into vogue …. guess I was ahead of the times for once LOL
Finally, a nod out to PornEnchantress, who sympathizes with my new computer and password woes because she’s been through it herself … and she says it took her a good month to get everything back together. Fuck me running, I hope it doesn’t take me that long! Eh, I still got my review pass info to Naked Movie so I won’t be too hard up. Oh yeah, she also lists her “Top 10 reasons” she loves being a porn blogger LOL even though 1, 7, and 10 are the same.
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04.12.09
Posted in Porn, Random at 10:34 am by Ana
Yes I will be! Hubby is back in the States and I have an hour to surf for inspiration! We’ll have my son along for the ride, so no fucking in the airport parking lot … security will probably be glad to hear that one (or not, depending on how kinky today’s shift is). However, the good news is we can drop son off at the game store, then head home to fuck like horny rabbits in heat LOL quite appropriate since most the country/Western world is celebrating Easter today.
And where am I headed to look for inspiration out of my many porn links? Well, hubby will be more interested in UNdressing, so my favorite site Naked Movie is out …. well that leaves me with a “find fucking everything” type megasite like Download Porn!
Find fucking inspiration!
Download Porn megasite
So … who is gonna join me in celebrating bunny day by fucking like sex-crazed rabbits? 
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04.11.09
Posted in Random at 5:27 pm by Ana
Well, obviously the database is still alive (knock on wood and cross fingers) but this time to massive epic fail was my computer. It served me well through the past three years of porn-pushing and smut-peddling but seems to be ready to be retired … a piece of it is overheating between the cpu and the motherboard and it shuts itself down minutes after booting up.
Which presents a problem for me: all my passwords are on the fucking thing! Not to mention all the pics I’ve been collecting up … and fuck me running but my Star Trick videos and pic sets is on that hard drive as well! Well hell, guess I gotta get the sorry broke bastard fixed after all …
Since I’m here tapping out something on the new keyboard (and making even more typos than normal!) I might as well give a huge shout out to the newest recruit to the Porn Bloggin Cabal … some of y’all might recognize the infamous Boogie from back in the day (and the original version of this blog) and his still-intact Boogie Blog. Somehow, some way, Boogie has managed to keep his database intact so there is plenty of lunacy in them there archives. That should keep y’all busy, while I try to find all my passwords so I can get back to slinging the weird porn y’all love so much …
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04.08.09
Posted in Porn, Random at 5:03 pm by Ana
Alrighty, I was suspicious when Walrus was quiet for about a week … I thought maybe the fool finally got his ass busted in jail for some of his real life hijinx, and ended up in an orange suit looking like this:
Farold & Fubar spoof at Naked Movie … and how Walrus spent his weekend
Hey, if that had happened, y’all know *this* pervert would demand pics … but apparently he was thinking extra hard on just how to tag us Trekkers in the Cabal. So, it takes Walrus about a week to come up with a post ragging us “nerds”. I’ll give Wally props on posting a cool pic to accompany his snide remarks … meanwhile I do hope dude’s got himself some lube for when us “Trek nerds” get his ass back! Just remember Walrus … the longer we wait, the uglier it will be. 
Finally, we may get our 12th man for the Porn Bloggers (aka “the Cabal”) to make it an even “Dirty Dozen” … but I’m gonna hold off on the surpise announcement for now. All I will say for now is: Walrus better watch his ass real fucking good once this one joins the fun porn-bloggin lunacy!
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