09.29.05
Tits: big tits, small tits
Being an adult webmaster, I end up looking at a lot of different porn sites. Kandy Valentine is pretty new, so day before yesterday I was checking it out. She’s a cute little blue eyed brunette, but the thing bothering me is the words “All Natural 36Cs” across a set of tits that are NOT 36C! Don’t get me wrong, Kandy is very pretty, but at best that girl is a 32B when she is retaining water. I don’t understand why the webmaster for her site would put something so blatantly obviously wrong on the front page? Does he think guys don’t like small tits? Hell, I’m a woman and I know better than that! I’ve known guys who state “Anything more than a handful is a waste,” and even one who says “I don’t like my tits to taste like armpits.” There are guy who prefer small titty girls, and this would be a good site to point out to them, except for that false claim of tit size.
As a point of reference, since right now I can’t show MY true, natural 36Cs, take a look at Mandi Rose Fanelli for a pair of 36C tits. Mandi’s tits seem to defy gravity, and I want her secret! So, compare the 2 and I am sure you can see the difference.
Maybe I just got my panties in a knot over a simple case of a guy webmaster who honestly is clueless about tit and bra sizes. I would think any porn webmaster who was dealing in tits on the screen would make it his job to know, but I realize some just don’t care to bother. So, for the terminally curious, here is what those numbers and letters mean: The number has NOTHING to do with the tit. It is the measurement around the ribcage directly under the tits (in inches). The cup letter is the size of the tit. The smallest is AAA and they go up to DD in store-bought bras. Anything bigger than a DD will require a custom order. So now you know (and knowing is half the battle…) and tit and bra sizes are no longer a huge mystery. Porn can be educational too


