03.28.06
This year’s swimsuits and lingerie
I was out shopping the other night, and just HAD to check out the newest styles and colors of lingerie and swinsuits. I have one thing to say to the designers:
ARE YOU ALL OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MINDS???
I swear I have never seen such hideous color combinations…well, since I was five and dressed myself putting red stripes with orange prints…I am not kidding folks…red and bright orange are actually a color combination in the lingerie section that’s supposed to be “in” this spring and summer. And that lime green they are using again! Surely they know only about 58 women in the whole country look good in that color…
The biggest scam of all is selling two piece swimsuits separately…supposedly so women can “mix n match” the tops and bottoms, but it practically ensures that when you finally find a pretty style bottom with decent colors, the only matching top will definitely NOT be your size. Come on…how many women wear a XXXL on the bottom and a XS on top?? Hope I didn’t ruin anyone’s lunch with THAT mental image…LOL
All is not lost as long as there is basic black though, so cheer up 
I have my sights set on an unusal one/two piece black swimsuit. It’s attached and one piece in the front, but looks like a two piece bikini from the back. Now I just need to persuade the fiancee that yes indeed I need a new swimsuit for the summer…
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