06.30.06
Posted in Uncategorized, New porn, general porn at 12:01 pm by Ana
While we’re on the subject of amazing ass, if you missed my review of Bubble Butts Galore the other day, take a minute to read how well I liked the members area
And here’s a special treat: a preview of this week’s update ass…errr…girl at Bubble Butts Galore - Misty’s amazing ass! You won’t find these pics anywhere but here and inside Bubble Butts Galore!
And if that just isn’t enough ass for y’all…well, there’s still Extreme Asses which was just released yesterday and made by the same folks who do 40 Inches Plus, which I *KNOW* y’all love!
Here’s a couple more sample asses from Extreme Asses also:
Enjoy all this amazing ass today!
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06.29.06
Posted in Uncategorized, New porn, general porn at 4:09 pm by Ana
Well, I’ve been on an ass kick the past couple days and what do ya know but this afternoon Extreme Asses was released! This is from the same porn folks that brought you the wildly popular 40 Inches Plus, so you know it’s gonna be good
Here’s a couple of preview galleries to whet your appetites and give you a good idea of just what kind of fine ass they have inside:
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06.28.06
Posted in Uncategorized, general porn, Porn reviews at 9:07 am by Ana
OK, yesterday I had a bit of sever problems, but while that was going on, I also got a review pass into Bubble Butts Galore! Folks, this is a hot ass site that I’ve told y’all about before…welll now I really mean it. Get in there if you are at all a fan of nice round asses. Monday’s update was Misty, and here’s the write-up:
NAME: Misty
ADDED: 06/26/2006
Sexy Misty Magenta has come all the way to LA from the Sunshine State. Even though this 18 year old has only been in the big city for a few weeks, she’s already learned the true value of her ‘assets’. We agree you’ll love the exquisite shape of her amazing ass, and squirm as you watch our assman poke that cute pooper of hers!! Cum see Misty steam things up!!
Here’s a screenshot of the member’s area main page:
What I really like about the members area is not only do they tell you the exact day of the next 3 or 5 updates, but they also show a teaser thumb of who the next update will be
This is a very active site, and to top it off you can even order a DVD of the members area content so you can watch the videos in the privacy and intimacy of your own bedroom…imagine having all these nice ass babes there in your bedroom LOL Now that I’ve seen the inside I wholeheartedly give Bubble Butts Galore my personal seal of approval for anyone who appreciates a fine round ass and hot anal sex.
Oh, and the true beauty of this is my review pass works for the porn company’s entire network of sites, which means y’all can expect some more reviews of their quality porn sites (I’ll spare y’all the gory details of the ones that aren’t worth joining…) so be on the lookout for more inside the porn site style reviews
Some days I truly love my job as a porn slinger and smut peddler! Until then, if you like nice ass porn, go check out Bubble Butts Galore!
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06.26.06
Posted in Uncategorized, general porn at 3:31 pm by Ana
Whenever I can’t think of anything else to blog about, I know y’all just love the site 40 Inches Plus
Guess y’all happy horny dogs love a nice ass, huh? Well, 40 Inches Plus is all about round big nice asses! In fact to get on that site, a woman has to have a nice ass that is at least 40 inches around…hence the name of the site! Here’s a couple of galleries (and one proves that they break out the measuring tape for these nice asses!)
And if that’s not enough nice asses for y’all, there’s always the other really nice ass site, Bubble Butts Galore, where the criteria isn’t size but shape. On Bubble Butts Galore it’s all about those round bubble shaped butts that y’all love so much…and yes I know y’all love them because y’all never fail to click on these. And here’s a link to a nice Bubble Butt gallery for those who didn’t get enough from the ones above
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06.22.06
Posted in Uncategorized, general porn, tits at 2:27 pm by Ana
I have a few more jokes from dad’s dirty joke files…as he is currently stuffing my inbox with more! Here’s one that tickled my funny bone:
Sid was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
“Twenty dollars . .”she whispers.
He’d never been with a hooker before, but he decides, what the hell, it’s only twenty bucks. So they go in the alley. They’re going “at it” for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them . . it’s a police officer.
“What’s going on here, people?” asks the officer.
“I’m making love to my wife ,” Sid answers indignantly.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.”
“Well,” Sid says, “neither did I, until you shined that light in her face”.
My dad also reminded me that my sister is coming to visit…tomorrow night! LOL Good thing I talked to him…I had forgotten. Now, I’ve mentioned before that my sister has very small tits. In fact, even now, in her mid-20s she wears a padded A cup bra! But lucky for her she has found a man who appreciates small tits…in fact I’ve just discovered my buddy Mud is also one of those guys. He personally believes a B cup tit is the absolute perfect size, and I’ve gotten him to expound on a subject near and dear to his heart. He says:
I really don’t know how to explain it but they are not overly large, small tits fit perfectly in the palm of your hands, they’re perky, small tits don’t smother you and usually - not always but usually - are attached to a good set of pussy lips and a pussy that’s just right…not too tight and not too loose…
I know of three sites dedicated to small tits: Mini Boobs, Small Tit Honeys, and Small Tits Girls. Mud hasn’t had a chance to do in-depth reviews, but in his initial look at these three sites he likes Mini Boobs the best.
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06.21.06
Posted in Uncategorized, general porn, erotic stories at 1:49 pm by Ana
Yes, I am bombarding y’all once again with my personal warped idea of unique smut and truly cool porn: It’s time for another post about XXX Spacegirls! As long-time blog readers know, I am a science fiction nut, having grown up on such TV classics as Star Trek and the original Battlestar Galactica, and of course I have seen every single Star Wars movie in the movie theater. Nowadays, I own all the Star Wars, Sci-Fi channel’s Dune, and watch the new Battlestar Galactica…so is it any surprise I found some science fiction themed porn for my personal enjoyment? Take a look for yourself:
And I’m not the only one who thinks XXX Spacegirls is great good porn fun…just about every pornstar is in their archives somewhere! I’m not even going to try to list them all LOL it would take half the blog page to do that.
To top it off, XXX Spacegirls has a sister site Galactic Girls which has a parallel and complimentary story line, and then for the goth and horror fans there’s XXX Horror…or you can just get them all at Adult Fantasy Park (recommended!) and follow about 4 or 5 different series as they twist and tangle together and apart
My personal favorite is of XXX Spacegirls but the site writers creatively weave all the different plots and subplots together in a fun way…and y’all know I LOVE fun porn!
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06.19.06
Posted in Uncategorized, general porn, tits at 7:48 pm by Ana
The fog has lifted…my fever has finally cleared…so where was I? Oh yeah! LOL Talking about tits, a subject I just know a lot of y’all love dearly. Just how big do you like your big tits to be?
 Melodie has Big Natural tits |
Melodie sure does have some nice Big Naturals! These big round perfect tits are 100% natural, and as good as they look she has every reason to be showing them off. She loves to have them fondled and caressed when she’s fucking, as you can see from her sample videos |
If these are big tits…what’s the next size up? LOL Extreme Naturals of course! And wow did I find the perfect tit gallery for it…
That’s not just camera angle on those mega super-sized knockers…they’re really that big! Wow, makes my back ache just looking at them LOL
For those of y’all wondering “What the hell happened to Ana…?” I only thought I was feeling better Friday…and that only lasted about four hours before the fever chills hit again (ugh!). So today I swallowed my pride and went into the doctor’s office for some super-medication to kick this shit. I don’t want to be this sick again for a looong looong time!
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06.16.06
Posted in Uncategorized, general porn, tits at 9:57 am by Ana
OK, while it may appear I took off for paradise like I was musing about in my last post, truth is much less glamorous: I caught the summer flu bug running around the area. I am finally feeling normal again, and what better way to celebrate than with a pair of tits sites? I KNOW y’all love tits sites
you tend to click on every set I post! So let’s get this party started…
Titty Fucking!! We all love titty fucking
Personally I love it when you break out the oil…while I have a thing for the smell, feel and even taste of baby oil, if it’s one of those massage oils that heat up when applied to skin that adds some real kick and vavoom to the experience! I love how the soft skin stretched tight over a hard cock head feels as it circles around my erect nipples, teasing them to stand up just a little more…if this is the kind of thing that gets your attention and turns you on, you need to check out Fuck My Melon’s latest update featuring Milana, a sexy brunette with a cool tattoo who takes her titty fucking seriously!
And then there’s Boob Exam Scam, a light-hearted, almost comedic “reality” site about 2 guys who pose as doctors giving breast exams when all they want to do is fuck women with big natural tits. Their “diagnoses” and “prescriptions” of course involve fucking, but in the course of the examination they can definitely find out who has all-natural tits and who doesn’t! Believe it or not, F-cup chick Kayla here has 100% naturals:
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06.13.06
Posted in Uncategorized, New porn, general porn, ethnic at 3:51 pm by Ana
Yeah it’s been “one of those days” today, and I sit here thinking about how nice it would be to just get away. This is of course egged on by Adult Rio’s latest update yesterday, a beautiful exotic Brasilian babe named Roxana Martinelli. Take a look at THESE apples…
Wow, look at this sexy busty Brazilian hottie…doesn’t she make you want to pack your bags and hop the next plane out? Unfortunately I can’t do that right now LOL but the next best thing is poking around Adult Rio and escaping my local hassles vicariously.
For those of you who are geographically challenged, Rio is Rio de Janerio, the capital city of Brazil (or Brasil) and home to the sexiest beaches in the Western Hemisphere. They’re allegedly the inventors of the string bikini and the thong, but a few other places have disputed that. And for the record, Brazilian babes are HOT! and not just because they lie out in the sun LOL Sites like Adult Rio prove that
See? Porn can be educational too…now y’all can look anyone in the eye and state that you read Ana’s Porn Blog for educational purposes!
PS-I almost forgot to post the 4th new extreme hardcore site from yesterday…it’s called Throat Crammers, and honestly I don’t know what to say about a site where chicks gag while giving blowjobs other than “They need to improve their cock sucking technique!” I guess we all have to start somewhere though…
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06.12.06
Posted in Uncategorized, New porn, general porn at 5:22 pm by Ana
OK, back to something I know a little bit about: BIG COCKS
Yup, I’ve bagged a few big dicks in my day! There’s three I remember very fondly because the guys they were attached to not only knew how to use them, but also ate pussy on top of it…but I digress again LOL What brings these fond memories up is the new hardcore big cock site Hole Rippers. Just got done giving it the porn-slingers’ look-see and yes those are some nice big cocks there! (drool…) If I was still single I’d be hopping on a few of them myself, because I do love the feeling of a nice thick big dick stretching my pussy out after it’s been licked and slobbered on
That’s when a woman knows for sure she’s being fucked all the way up to her backbone
I’m liking this new site…can’t you tell??
Now, I haven’t been “ripped open” since the time I tried anal sex (I’ll try MOST things at least once) but I do know for a fact pussies were made to stretch, and sometimes they don’t go back to their original size…so too many big dicks and you’d better lasso one and keep him chained to your bed because afterwards you just won’t be satisfied with a smaller dick, but guys don’t despair: most guys are average and the really good thick fat long hard cocks are a rarity in real life (notice I said “real life” not porn LOL). So most of y’all are gonna be okay out there with a majority of women when it comes to making her feel like she’s got a dick inside her. If you feel insecure…there’s always this:
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