06.22.06
Dirty joke and small tits
I have a few more jokes from dad’s dirty joke files…as he is currently stuffing my inbox with more! Here’s one that tickled my funny bone:
Sid was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
“Twenty dollars . .”she whispers.He’d never been with a hooker before, but he decides, what the hell, it’s only twenty bucks. So they go in the alley. They’re going “at it” for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them . . it’s a police officer.
“What’s going on here, people?” asks the officer.
“I’m making love to my wife ,” Sid answers indignantly.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.”
“Well,” Sid says, “neither did I, until you shined that light in her face”.
My dad also reminded me that my sister is coming to visit…tomorrow night! LOL Good thing I talked to him…I had forgotten. Now, I’ve mentioned before that my sister has very small tits. In fact, even now, in her mid-20s she wears a padded A cup bra! But lucky for her she has found a man who appreciates small tits…in fact I’ve just discovered my buddy Mud is also one of those guys. He personally believes a B cup tit is the absolute perfect size, and I’ve gotten him to expound on a subject near and dear to his heart. He says:
I really don’t know how to explain it but they are not overly large, small tits fit perfectly in the palm of your hands, they’re perky, small tits don’t smother you and usually - not always but usually - are attached to a good set of pussy lips and a pussy that’s just right…not too tight and not too loose…
I know of three sites dedicated to small tits: Mini Boobs, Small Tit Honeys, and Small Tits Girls. Mud hasn’t had a chance to do in-depth reviews, but in his initial look at these three sites he likes Mini Boobs the best.
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