12.29.06
Posted in Uncategorized, New porn, general porn, teen porn at 12:18 pm by Ana
OK, it’s Friday and I am still in a teen porn mood. So I’ve been surfing around this morning looking for something interesting to blog about for y’all, and stumbled onto a couple of high definition video teen sites: Sex Toy Teens and Teenage Whores. Now for the disclaimer: Since I haven’t bothered to buy a hi-def monitor, I can’t say for sure if these are really high def sites, but they look damn crystal clear on my regular monitor!
I absolutely love the pretty teen girl they have on the front of Teenage Whores since I am a sucker for a brunette with vivid blue eyes. I had to stare at those beautiful sexy bedroom eyes for a minute or two before I could even look anywhere else LOL In fact I even overlooked their use of the word “whores” because of it. Look for yourself:
Sex Toy Teens has a cute, innocent-looking blonde teen on the front, with a pink glitter dildo in her fresh little face. Nice dichotomy there LOL and it makes for a very effectively sexy image. Sometimes a woman just has to break out her B.O.B. (Battery-Operated Boyfriend) and take care of things herself, because masturbating with her fingers does get old…especially when you are trying to grow long nails like I am LOL And I have to admit…I now want a glitter dildo too, just like the one on the front of Sex Toy Teens!
So now y’all know what to get me for my birthday in about 2 weeks 
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12.27.06
Posted in Uncategorized, general porn, teen porn at 9:37 am by Ana
Well, I survived the holidays with my family…hope everyone else got what they wanted cuz I didn’t 
Over Thanksgiving my sister told me she was going to get me the original theatrical releases of Star Wars…well she forgot! She gave me a tea sampler…and I don’t think that will fit into the dvd player too well. Guess I’ll have to get it myself. At least the family had tons of chocolate out for the get-together LOL Chocolate always soothes hurt feelings.
I’m in a quirky mood this morning while still working on my first cup of coffee, and found some really interesting sites to poke fun at while hitting my morning caffiene fix: Virgins. Yeah virgins…as in first time they’ve ever had sex. All I want to know is: where the hell did they find virgins of legal age? LOL Definitely not my old high school…I think we had a total of 3 virgins (and 2 were guys) out of about 1800 students! But apparently there are enough first timers out there to fuel a whole video series called Virgin Stories over at Download Pass.
Now seriously…does anyone ever really “save” themselves anymore? LOL I won’t admit what age I lost my virginity…don’t want to get anyone arrested. Let’s just say it was a “little” before my eighteenth birthday…and note the quotes. But then again, I am kinky, perverted, and have been accused of being a bit of a nympho - which just means I am as interested in sex as the average male. I lost my virginity in a game of strip poker trying to win my clothes back (hell, a full house kings high is usually a damn good bet!) so to be honest my first time fucking wasn’t exactly a romantic earth-moving encounter. So perhaps it was just no big deal to me to begin with, but somehow I don’t relate well to a story about a virgin’s first-time sex being all wonderful and all that. Eh, maybe I’m just too casual about sex and fucking to begin with…for me it’s more of a sport than anything else. But guys like Walrus and MrNaked keep saying it’s unusual to find a woman running a porn blog to begin with so I must just be wierd LOL
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12.22.06
Posted in Uncategorized, general porn at 11:00 am by Ana
OK, I’ve been a busy little porn-slinger the past couple days: I found a damn interesting site called Lipstick BJs and managed to obtain a review pass 
This site focuses on messy blowjobs, where the chick puts on an almost obscene amount of lipstick before sucking the cock, getting her face, the cock, and just about everywhere else totally and colorfully smudged with lipstick, all video’ed from the man’s POV. I took some notes while browsing around the members area, and will be writing a review after the holiday fuss is done, but for now I have some samples:
Oh, speaking of the holiday mess…I am headed out of town to visit family and won’t be back until Tuesday night or Wednesday morning. In fact, my son is bugging me to leave right now…so enojy the archives while I go do the holiday thing, and see y’all next week. Happy holidays!
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12.18.06
Posted in Uncategorized, general porn at 9:48 am by Ana
Y’all have heard me say it many times here, “Sex is fun…porn should be FUN also!” And it looks like that idea is starting to catch on as the theme is being picked up at Al’s Porn Collection with his post Does Porn Have to be So Goddammed Serious? Of course he is commenting on one of Walrus’ funny posts about a hot tub…won’t explain that one as it’s a “you gotta see it” thing. I mean come on…we tell dirty jokes to each other, even in families. Which reminds me, the fellow over at Porno Swingers Blog has a great dirty joke his grandma told him, even if he thought it was “not appropriate.” Oh, dude, for the record I don’t “blame” my dad for my porn blogging, just my warped twisted and perverted sense of humor LOL Yup, the dirty kinky sense of humor has to be dad’s “fault” but I tend to enjoy it
So it’s gotten me thinking: why IS porn so damn serious? Y’all want to know what kind of porn site I would join in a heartbeat? A “porn bloopers” site! I ain’t found it yet…so come on porn producing companies: WHERE’S THE PORN BLOOPERS? I just know they have them, hidden somewhere in the archives. They probably think those bloopers aren’t “sexy” enough to sell…but I can guarantee they have a “forever member” waiting for it RIGHT HERE…and I’ll bet you real money Walrus and Al would join 2 seconds after I do LOL So, when I’m in a mood for porn that doesn’t take itself too damn seriously, I tend to go to Galactic Girls. It’s cheesy, campy, and reminds me of the sci-fi shows I grew up on like the original Battlestar Galactica, the original Star Trek, and of Buck Rogers LOL Here’s their rotating pic of the day to give y’all a feel for them:
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12.17.06
Posted in Uncategorized, general porn, ethnic at 5:47 pm by Ana
Hey y’all, taking a break from my usual Sunday orgy of football (NFL) and discovered my dad stuffed my email box with dirty jokes again. This particular one had me rolling:
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”
“Of course. What may I do for you?”
“Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?”
“I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.”
“With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.”
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”
“From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?”
“I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.”
Roaring with laughter, the official said, “Go ahead, Father.” Next!
Considering my dad has this kind of humor…is it any wonder I turned out being a porn blogger? LOL
For today’s installment of porn I am in an ebony mood To appease this I turn to a handful of sites I know will scratch this itch, starting off with Ethnic Pass, which is now has a library of 1039 ethnic porn dvds to browse! Here are some others I enjoy:
There’s just something about the way sweat shines on a black woman’s beautiful ebony skin while she is fucking for all she’s worth that I find immensely attractive. And I’ve been surfing around long enough to know which sites *I* like See if these 3 black porn sites do it for you…or better yet take a look at Black Porno Pass, which has 7 all black porn sites!
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12.16.06
Posted in Uncategorized, general porn, erotic stories at 2:26 pm by Ana
Well, I dropped in on one of Walrus’ blogs today (because he is my favorite blogging buddy) this one he calls XXX Blog Maniac, and lo and behold but he is on his favorite subject: lesbian lovers. Nothing overly surprising since Walrus really loves pussy and truly believes two is better than one (don’t get him started on lesbian orgies…) but I know that story first appeared on his Walrus blog back in the spring…which is still up but not updated as often as he used to. Damn shame since I found his ramblings and rants there the most entertaining, as you’ll see in both of our archives from the spring. Anyway, Walrus’ personal experience with a particular blonde lesbian hasn’t gotten any shorter in the retelling, so if y’all head his way be sure you have PLENTY of time because he is “verbose” to say the least. I think I have seen college dissertations shorter than some of his posts LOL but they are always entertaining. Walrus’ blogs can be called “erotic story sites” all on their own.
Oh yeah…lesbians…y’all probably want pics, don’t ya? Perverts! That’s why I love y’all so Here y’all go:
For those of you craving some erotic stories, I am firing up my Erotic Porn Blog once again and posted a First Time sex story yesterday for your reading pleasure
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12.15.06
Posted in Uncategorized, general porn at 11:24 am by Ana
For years and years, we women tell each other while giggling that there are ways to determine which guys has a big cock. Seriously I have heard this one since my teen years: but some say it’s the foot/shoe size, others hand size, and others swear by the nose size. The other night I was poking around snopes.com for the fun of it, and found they listed the “urban legend” about the size of a man’s cock (just in more polite terms LOL) Here’s a particularly fun quote:
Urologists at St. Mary’s Hospital and University College Hospital in London recorded the penile length of 104 men with foot sizes 8 through 13. For the purposes of the study, the men’s organs were “gently stretched” while in the flaccid state and measured. When analyzed, the data so collected yielded no link between the size of the male organ and a man’s feet. “A common misconception,” the researchers reported, concluding, “There is no scientific support for this relationship.”
I have to admit, that one had me rolling: they did a scientific study on it?? 
Where do I go to volunteer to be on the field staff of the next study to “collect data”?? And if that one wasn’t funny enough, check this one out:
The St. Mary’s study was not the first attempt to test the theory, but it was the first to adhere to a scientific standard. Although previous tests had appeared to show at least a mild correlation, the studies themselves were seriously flawed, as they relied upon the subjects to accurately report their personal information.[emphasis mine]
Let me get this one straight: they ASKED guys to be honest about their cock size? ROFLMFAO! Every woman knows that each and every man on AOL has a minimum of 10 inches And when you get into the blogosphere, that number gets even bigger (pun intended LOL) as the dude at Black Cock Sluts claims to have a 14 inch monster cock. In all honesty, the biggest I have laid my eyes (and hands…and..you get the idea) on was a couple of 12 inchers, and when they get that big it hard for them to stay hard unless the man in question has a hell of a large blood supply to go with the big cock.
OK, OK…I’ve had my fun poking at men’s cocks (but it’s so much FUN…) so how about some big cock porn to go with all this cock size hilarity? Pick your price range, cuz I have a LOT of links for this subject LOL
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- Monsterous Cocks - The Asian babe in the top right landed herself a nice thick meaty monster cock…lucky gal!
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- Freak Show Cocks - My favorite is the one at the bottom…why did they hide such a thick huge cock at the bottom of the page? (free TRIAL ont his one)
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12.13.06
Posted in Uncategorized, general porn, Panties at 10:50 pm by Ana
OK, I’ve been addicted to Bravo Networks’ show “Top Chef” and just had my wednesday 4 hour fix (y’all were wondering what happens to me on wednesdays? LOL Now you know…) so I didn’t do much porn surfing today, but logging on tonight and checking comments I noticed a very complimentary one from someone who calls himself “Porn Officer” and runs a blog of the same name, who devoted an entire post to my little corner of the smut-web, telling his readers to “Check this out“. It’s probably one of my porn-peddling buddies in cognito LOL because as I discovered during my Blog Day celebration in September, the male porn peddler is the more shy one of the species. Thanks for the compliments, Porn Officer… so let’s celebrate with some more porn!
And what else would I celebrate with but panties? My true porn love and personal fetish, I shall endeavor to hunt down some more holiday panties pics in the next couple days for y’all, cuz my son informs me I am a grinch this year LOL since I won’t put up a Christmas tree (I have THREE cats and got tired of broken ornaments!) and haven’t broken out the garland and wreath yet. Maybe this weekend I’ll decorate…but I sure think a few Christmas panties galleries would help me get into the mood alot quicker.
** Warning! Chick rant! **
OK, I don’t know if the model did this or the photographer made the decision, but PINK panties with a RED Santa outfit? Anyone with ovaries knows that pink & red only go together for Valentines Day! Don’t get me wrong, the model is gorgeous, the outfit is absolutely sexy… but still… PINK panties with a red outfit? Are they both colorblind or simply tacky? Now the red panties with the red garter belt in the second gallery is 100% top class and eye-popping WOW with a capital WOW…the white panties on the sexy elf in green are kickass also. I just can’t believe any red-blooded women would allow herself to be photographed wearing pink panties under red Christmas lingerie LOL
* End Chick Rant *
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12.12.06
Posted in Uncategorized, general porn, ethnic at 11:26 am by Ana
Yes, I finished my last final exam yesterday, then celebrated by taking a long nap since I had been up late studying LOL Today is a blah and grey day, which makes me want to tell this blogger “Right on!” when s/he says an asian island vacation is in order. No name attached to this little blog dedicated to Thai teen Joon Mali but I have say when it comes to Thai teens I prefer Tussinee. I just think Tussinee can pull off the innocent Asian schoolgirl much better (and y’all know how much I love naughty schoolgirl outfits ) even though she is almost 20 now…hell, Tussinee does the innocent Asian girl look perfectly if you ask me, even when she is dressed up naughty like this lingerie set:
Even though it’s a blah day, I still have to venture out into the rain to run some errands…
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12.09.06
Posted in Uncategorized, general porn, ethnic at 11:42 am by Ana
OK, I survived my calculus final yesterday, and am taking a break from studying for my anatomy & physiology final on Monday…so how about a little porn surfing? My buddy Mr. Naked has started up a blog now, and dude you REALLY need to get a new job! Poor guy’s highlight of his day is his porn surfing, and I have to admit you never truly find out how perverted a person is until they start a blog LOL Take a peek at his blog PornoSwingers and you’ll see just what I mean Pervs, you’ll probably really relate to Mr Naked!
As for me, I’m looking for something “exotic” today in my porn…which got me thinking: What makes something “exotic”? For me as an American, a site like Sluts From Europe is pretty exotic, while my European readers will probably find American Hardcore different and exotic. For my Asian readers, blondes or one of my faves Ethnic Pass is exotic. I guess it all comes down to this: Exotic porn is anything that you don’t see every day.
Here’s a few pic galleries of some ethnic porn I find exotic
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