12.17.06
Dirty joke time
Hey y’all, taking a break from my usual Sunday orgy of football (NFL) and discovered my dad stuffed my email box with dirty jokes again. This particular one had me rolling:
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”
“Of course. What may I do for you?”
“Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?”
“I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.”
“With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.”
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”
“From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?”
“I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.”
Roaring with laughter, the official said, “Go ahead, Father.” Next!
Considering my dad has this kind of humor…is it any wonder I turned out being a porn blogger? LOL
For today’s installment of porn I am in an ebony mood 
To appease this I turn to a handful of sites I know will scratch this itch, starting off with Ethnic Pass, which is now has a library of 1039 ethnic porn dvds to browse! Here are some others I enjoy:
There’s just something about the way sweat shines on a black woman’s beautiful ebony skin while she is fucking for all she’s worth that I find immensely attractive. And I’ve been surfing around long enough to know which sites *I* like See if these 3 black porn sites do it for you…or better yet take a look at Black Porno Pass, which has 7 all black porn sites!
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Porno Swingers Blog » Blog Archive » Dirty Jokes Passed in the family said,
December 17, 2006 at 11:23 pm
[…] At this point I concentrate on not vomiting all over myself! What the fuck was she thinking even mentioning her pussy in front of me even if it is in a joke? One of my friends parents also loves to send dirty jokes to her email, so I know that I am not the only one whose relatives think it is perfectly acceptable to tell dirty jokes. Ana is blames her porn blogging on her father. I would like to personally thank her father since her blog kicks ass. If you wanna read the latest joke from her pops check it out here […]
Ana’s Porn Blog » Porn should be FUN said,
December 18, 2006 at 9:48 am
[…] Y’all have heard me say it many times here, “Sex is fun…porn should be FUN also!” And it looks like that idea is starting to catch on as the theme is being picked up at Al’s Porn Collection with his post Does Porn Have to be So Goddammed Serious? Of course he is commenting on one of Walrus’ funny posts about a hot tub…won’t explain that one as it’s a “you gotta see it” thing. I mean come on…we tell dirty jokes to each other, even in families. Which reminds me, the fellow over at Porno Swingers Blog has a great dirty joke his grandma told him, even if he thought it was “not appropriate.” Oh, dude, for the record I don’t “blame” my dad for my porn blogging, just my warped twisted and perverted sense of humor LOL Yup, the dirty kinky sense of humor has to be dad’s “fault” but I tend to enjoy it […]
Ready for some dirty jokes? -- Als Daily Blog and Porn Feed said,
December 18, 2006 at 9:21 pm
[…] After visiting Ana’s porn blog with this dirty joke I’m all in the mood for a bit of humor (I guess it’s contagious!) so once you’ve gone and enjoyed her joke, then come back for mine (an oldie but a goodie): An old scotsman had a few too many drinks at the neighborhood pub. He stumbled only halfway home before falling into a drunken sleep at the foot of an old tree. Late that evening, two shy young lassies passed by and noticed him there. One whispered to the other “Do you think it’s true what they say about kilts - that the laddies don’t wear anything underneath?” The other giggled and soon agreed to take a peek. Upon seeing his large member, she blushed but at the urging of her friend, finally pulled a ribbon from her hair and tied it around his shaft before the two girls ran home blushing and laughing. The next morning the old man woke and, feeling something odd, reached under his kilt to retrieve the hair ribbon from it’s hiding place. Shaking his head, the old scotsman said “Well, I don’t know where you been, laddie, but I’m glad to see you took first prize!” […]
Pure Porn Fed » Blog Archive » Dirty Jokes Passed in the family said,
December 31, 2006 at 4:07 pm
[…] At this point I concentrate on not vomiting all over myself! What the fuck was she thinking even mentioning her pussy in front of me even if it is in a joke? One of my friends parents also loves to send dirty jokes to her email, so I know that I am not the only one whose relatives think it is perfectly acceptable to tell dirty jokes. Ana is blames her porn blogging on her father. I would like to personally thank her father since her blog kicks ass. If you wanna read the latest joke from her pops check it out here […]
Pure Porn Fed » Blog Archive » Dirty joke time said,
December 31, 2006 at 4:08 pm
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