01.31.07
Posted in Uncategorized, New porn, general porn, Panties at 2:55 pm by Ana
Hey hey it’s new porn time again! And wow am I happy and excited 
Today’s new pornsite just released this morning is Upskirt Panties so y’all know I had to look….
A panties site with the whole “panty peek” upskirt aspect, getting close to the voyeur niche while still maintaining the whole panties porn ideal. Yup, I like it bunches! But, those of y’all who have been reading this porn blog for a while know I have a bit of a panties fetish 
and like just about any panties site that actually has panty porn as promised.
The only other site I know that is focused specificly on panties upskirt porn would be Upskirt Undies…and here is a panties gallery I did up for them the other month. Enjoy!
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01.29.07
Posted in Uncategorized, general porn at 11:56 am by Ana
OK, OK…It’s FREE porn so you don’t have to actually pay anything…but that makes a great sounding offer, now doesn’t it? Go check it out, I’ve tried it myself on the panties site, so I know this is legit from personal experience You get totally free porn…and I get to raise money for the last textbook I need to buy. It’s an all-around win-win situation for the both of us!
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01.28.07
Posted in Uncategorized, general porn, teen porn at 8:40 am by Ana
OK, crawling out from under the textbooks for a bit…I really have an interesting semester ahead of me: Two professors believe in grading homework assignments (which means I actually have to d the assignments!), one prof believes in weekly quizzes, and the other professer is a grad student himself working towards his PhD and I guess since he has to write long papers, he feels we should also. It’s gonna be a loooong semester! There are days when being a college coed sucks…but there is always the fun of watching the sorority sisters as they work on their sex degree! Kind of like they do at XXX Sororities:
“You would not believe what these girls do to get into a sorority house!” Ummm…Yeah I would! LOL Because these
college coed girls tell the tales every Monday to each other and all I need to do is listen and eavesdrop! Or how about this quote: “What do these
sorority girls REALLY get up to? These hot young girls can’t get enough of each other. Dildo play, pussy munching and titty sucking are just some of the flavourful content found at
XXX Sororities.” They really forgot to add the “take all cummers”
free-for-all fuck at the joint frat-sorority party last weekend LOL Not gonna name the organizations involved even though half the campus already knows!
When your frat brothers or sorority sisters write it on the campus sidewalks in chalk…do you really think it’s a secret?
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01.18.07
Posted in Uncategorized, general porn at 10:13 pm by Ana
OK, dad must be working overtime because I haven’t gotten any new jokes from him lately…that means he’ll cram my email box on the weekend! LOL Meanwhile…I need textbooks and I am sure y’all need FREE PORN because a lot of y’all probably spent a little too much over the holidays and are now getting those bills in the mail! I know…I’ve done it myself. So go to this page full of free porn (ignore the message at the top ) and pick yourselves out one site that really grabs you by the dick or clit and sign up. Take my word: it really is free! They only charge for the movies, and even then it’s reasonable ($1 a day, non-recurring). You only need one site because you’ll be able to access the database for all of them once you’re in.
If those free porn sites don’t tickle your fancy, there’s always my $1 Porn site pages and even the “big fucking bargain porn page” which has POTDs, $1 trials, free trials, and email-to-enter sites. Knock yourselves out and tell me again…who loves ya baby??
And here’s an “oldie but goodie” that I haven’t posted yet, courtesy of dad:
Redneck Time Out
Too bad there isn’t enough duct tape to do this with my teenage son!
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01.16.07
Posted in Uncategorized, general porn at 6:50 pm by Ana
Before I kick off today’s dirty joke (courtesy of my dad, of course!) Let me give y’all a couple video trailers from the hardcore anal site ATM Perverts
OK, now for dad’s dirty joke, which really goes along with today’s anal hardcore theme:
A farmer walked into a drug store and said to the Pharmacist, “I want me one of them thar condoms with pesticides on it. Where do I find ‘em?”
The pharmacist replied, “Oh sir, you must mean that you want the condoms with SPERMICIDE, not pesticide. They’re on aisle 4.”
“No, no, I want me them thar condoms with PESTICIDE on it,” growled the farmer.
“Sir,” said the pharmacist, exasperated from explaining, “PESTICIDE is for killing insects, SPERMICIDE is for killing sperm. I’m sure that you mean spermicide instead of pesticide.”
“Listen here, ” argued the farmer, “I want condoms with PESTICIDE on them. My wife’s got a bug up her ass, and I aim to kill it!”
Yeah, my dad really did send me that one LOL probably because I am going to college to be a pharmacist and wanted to “warn” me about the possibility…or at least I am sure that’s what he’ll claim if cornered! Speaking of college, classes started again today, so if I miss days you’ll know I’m hiding under stacks of textbooks again Now, for this week’s update at ATM Perverts (will change every Monday)
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01.13.07
Posted in Uncategorized, New porn, general porn at 12:04 pm by Ana
This was sent from my dad, who lives less than 100 miles from the “scene of the crime.” LOL
Captured at 115th and Allisonville Road in Fishers (Indianapolis). The sign is real and was up for about two hours before someone stopped and told them how to spell peonies.
True dirty joke - outside Indianapolis
After living in Indiana for about 20 years, I can believe this one! I can also believe that it raised a bit of a ruckus along with causing quite a few laughs LOL Let’s hear it for the public education system in Indiana!
Now, for the free porn promised in the blog post title: X Rated 4Free an email to enter free porn site for those of y’all who don’t want to have to choose what kind of porn you see…you just want porn! That’s most of y’all who read this site regularly LOL since I cover (or uncover) just about every porn niche here. Like the other email-to-enter porn sites, use yahoo, gmail, or hotmail for it, and don’t forget to check the spam/bulk folder because porn is naughty! Naughty bad, nasty…and NO ONE wants porn in their email box! Yeah right LOL…knock yourselves out
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01.11.07
Posted in Uncategorized, New porn, general porn, teen porn at 10:28 am by Ana
More new free porn today…yeah the stuff I was gonna post last night but didn’t get “a round tuit” because of issue with my son. Next up in the free email porn is Virgins 4 Free and the same comments about “How the hell do they find legal age virgins?” remain from last time I posted about the subject LOL No really…I can swear none of these virgins come from my old high school!
But let’s go on the idea that they HAVE found a supply of barely legal teen virgins…after all porn is about 95% fantasy and only 5% fucking. What a fantasy the virgin angle creates! To be a babe’s very first fucking experience … of course y’all guys are going to want to set the standard when it comes (or cums) to sex, and give her an experience she’ll compare every other sexual experience to for the rest of her life! Or, as they say on Star Trek: “To boldly go where no man has gone before!” I can see how the virgin fantasy would really appeal to a lot of guys. So here’s the banner and a virgin gallery for y’all to start your morning off with
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01.10.07
Posted in Uncategorized, New porn, general porn, Panties at 3:20 pm by Ana
It’s been a little while since I’ve come across any interesting or worthwhile new porn, but yesterday five new email-to-enter porn sites were launched and I feel y’all will like these
First up is Undies 4Free and it is about one of my favorite subject: Panties! Anyone who has been reading this blog for more than a minute knows I love pretty panties - both wearing them and looking at them. Here’s an ad for them and also a black panties babe gallery:
Well, I wrote out the payoff check for my car, so I simply must go driving while the sun is still shining…I’ll post again later tonight
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01.05.07
Posted in Uncategorized, general porn at 10:05 am by Ana
It’s dirty joke time again, courtesy of dad (of course). For some reason, dirty old lady jokes are my favorite of all the sex jokes I hear, mainly because I can see myself as being the subject of a dirty old lady joke in about 30 or 40 years LOL. Speaking of DIRTY old ladies…here’s the softcore daily pic of one of the web’s most notorious dirty old women:
Stay tuned at the end of this post for her daily hardcore pic Now for the joke that reminded me of her site
An old lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, she went to the pet shop and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, he winked at her.
He whispered, ” I’m so lonelyt too. Buy me and take me home; you won’t be sorry.”
The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn’t found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.
As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her ” Kiss me and you won’t be sorry.”
So the old lady figured, What the heck?, and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince. The prince then returned the old lady’s kiss.
The old lady felt herself transforming from his kiss…
SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!!
She’s old……. NOT DEAD!!!!!
Hey at least she had the decorum to find a motel LOL I would have pulled over and had myself a little car sex! Now, for that hardcore pic of the day I promised. WARNING: Nana Funk is well into her 70s, and hardcore and kinky as hell! Just like I wanna be when I get old Hubby’s response: “No problem!”
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01.04.07
Posted in Uncategorized, general porn, tits at 2:12 pm by Ana
OK, as I promised yesterday, I went poking around and found some video update trailers from Fuck My Melons a big tits titty fucking site. These are the two most recent sample video trailers as of today…they’ll add a new one on Monday.
Now ladies, if you haven’t tried a little titty-fucking with your man of choice…do it tonight! Hell, why wait for tonight? Grab your favorite dick right now and go give it a try I did and it is a whole lot of FUN, especially with a light on so he can see his cock between your tits and you can see exactly what effect this has on him For maximum effect, use your favorite scented body oil…or just grab the baby oil and start smearing it around your tits. Don’t let him touch you for a full five minutes; make him watch YOU spread that oil around each nipple, getting those nipples to stand straight out. Then put some oil on his cock - which should be rock hard at this point! - again not letting him touch anything. Of course, pervert that I am, I recommend tying his hands LOL but that is up to you. These steps should take about 10 minutes, at which point you should allow him to touch your tits or body before he spontaneously combusts right there on the bed. The oil will feel so wonderful on both of you, so it’s about time to grab your tits and slide his dick in between them, grinning at him the whole time. It will be the best surprise you can give him “just because.” Try it..and happy titty-fucking!
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