01.05.07
Dirty Old Lady
It’s dirty joke time again, courtesy of dad (of course). For some reason, dirty old lady jokes are my favorite of all the sex jokes I hear, mainly because I can see myself as being the subject of a dirty old lady joke in about 30 or 40 years LOL. Speaking of DIRTY old ladies…here’s the softcore daily pic of one of the web’s most notorious dirty old women:
Stay tuned at the end of this post for her daily hardcore pic 
Now for the joke that reminded me of her site
An old lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, she went to the pet shop and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, he winked at her.
He whispered, ” I’m so lonelyt too. Buy me and take me home; you won’t be sorry.”
The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn’t found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.
As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her ” Kiss me and you won’t be sorry.”
So the old lady figured, What the heck?, and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince. The prince then returned the old lady’s kiss.
The old lady felt herself transforming from his kiss…
SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!!
She’s old……. NOT DEAD!!!!!
Hey at least she had the decorum to find a motel LOL I would have pulled over and had myself a little car sex! Now, for that hardcore pic of the day I promised. WARNING: Nana Funk is well into her 70s, and hardcore and kinky as hell! Just like I wanna be when I get old Hubby’s response: “No problem!”
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Duke1971 said,
January 5, 2007 at 10:59 am
The joke made me laugh - the pic at the bottom showing nana getting her facial made me giggle like a school girl. Not my thang, but hey, your nads don’t fall off once you reach sixty, so everyone needs a little luv, right?