05.14.07
Round Juicy Butts
Got a couple of jokes from dad’s dirty joke email files 
But first, let me attempt to get caught up on the new porn that I haven’t announced yet! First up for y’all ass lovers out there we have Round Juicy Butts and here’s the blurb from the producers:
We’ve been quietly growing Genetically Altered Bums in the lab for decades, and now these Thirsty Round Butts are All Shined Up and Ready To Be Publicly Revealed!
Better bring your Shades, cause these Huge Asses Reflect More Light Than Aluminum Fucking Foil!
See Big Ol’ Jello Ba-Dunka-Dunks Bounce Around like Basketballs and Watch in Horror as Dicks get Swallowed Whole by Mammoth Asses of Prehistoric Proportions
Now I discovered just how many ass fans are really out there back when I posted links to sites like Bubble Butts Galore and 40 Inch Plus. And to think all those years when I hated my big ole butt!! And secretly there were thousands of y’all guys who love big butt girls….
Ok, here has to be one of my favorite collection of statistics, and it makes ya think as gas prices go up here in the U.S. (courtesy of dad of course…)
A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another recent study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year.
That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon.
Not Bad!
Now for the one that had me totally cracking up the other day when I opened it: this email joke was simply titled “See Dick Run” and only contained this little animation:
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