10.13.08

Dirty joke - 6 answers and some tits

Posted in Dirty jokes, Tits at 8:54 am by Ana

From my dad’s dirty joke files comes this cute and funny gem:

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN’S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It’s Braille for ’suck here’.

 Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but ‘down under.’

 Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a ‘Good Year.’

 Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet.  But when they go,
They take your house and car with them.

 Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch…

AND:

 Q: WHAT IS A MAN’S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A : Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

And following up with that first Q&A is some nice tits … with the “suck here” braillle if you look closely enough ;)

Nice tits Beautiful big tits
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