10.13.08
Posted in Dirty jokes, Tits at 8:54 am by Ana
From my dad’s dirty joke files comes this cute and funny gem:
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN’S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It’s Braille for ’suck here’.
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but ‘down under.’
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a ‘Good Year.’
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet. But when they go,
They take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch…
AND:
Q: WHAT IS A MAN’S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A : Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
And following up with that first Q&A is some nice tits … with the “suck here” braillle if you look closely enough 
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10.12.08
Posted in Free Trials, Porn at 7:22 am by Ana
OK, I’ll be brave and repost what I tried to post yesterday (tha ended up breaking my database!). The economy in general is pretty fucked right now, so I thought I would hook y’all up with a free trial to the general porn megasite Download Porn. Hey, free trials are a beautiful thing!
Download Porn - Free trial to DVD videos and hi res pics!
And this isn’t some bullshit 30 minute trial … this is a THREE DAY trial :) So take the long weekend (if you have it) and browse through their entire database of DVD quality porn clips and hi res pics. Just be sure not to break their database LOL Given my 24 hour track record with databases right now, perhaps I should stay off the site … Psyche! Yeah, showing my age again ROFL
Seriously, considering what the stock market has done to my retirement account, I may need to push porn til I’m three years past dead LOL and good smut usually cheers me up. I just thought to share with y’all 
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10.11.08
Posted in Random at 10:43 pm by Ana
I am so stunned and mortified … after over three years my blog’s database is gone! My host has no idea what happened to it, since the backup file is “empty” as well. This is so not cool … three years of archives are simply POOF vanished into cyber space.
Time to rebuild …
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