01.17.09

Dirty joke: Dear Madam

Posted in Dirty jokes, Porn at 11:08 am by Ana

Another gem from Dad’s endless dirty joke files:

DEAR MADAM:

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS SHOP.

YOU ASKED FOR THE LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY.

PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM BECAUSE THAT IS OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER.

Well, fuck, I am busted!  Even though my vibrator is purple, not red.  ROFL  Hubby is out of the country for a year and I have a hot stock tip: battery companies!  Because my B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend) is getting a workout and then some … and while I am at it, here is some inspirational stuff I use when I get horny!

Download Porn $1 Trial to video porn megasite!

Y’all know I hook ya up big time, and that link is to the $1 trial … one US dollar may not even buy you a cup of coffee but it WILL get you 3 days of porn access!  Let’s face it, if you can’t find something to either get your hard or get you wet at Download Porn, then you are truly a perv

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