03.31.09
Posted in Tranny at 7:54 am by Ana
So I got called a perv … again. By another porn-slinging webmaster … again! LOL You’d think in this particular biz, being a perv would be appaluded as an asset. So just what am I perving about this time?
The topic was threesomes and bisexuality, and how to define it. Then someone tossed in the ringer: add a tranny (shemale) to the couple for some real confusion! At which point I just had to pipe up that yes it confuses things completely, but it makes the threesome SOOOO interesting. I’ve found one site dedicated to this particular kind of gender-bending sex fun: Tranny Banged My Wife, and mentioned I am always looking for more.
Tranny and man tag team female
Now tell me that doesn’t look like fun, gals! It looks like great good fun to me :) I’m still trying to get hubby into the idea, but he ain’t so sure. He does like the whole shemale fucking female idea … to watch at least. It’s definitely somewhere in between his lesbian porn and my straight porn that we like to watch.
This reminds me of a sample gallery I made up a short while ago with Kalena Rios fucking a cute couple at the same time. The pics are courtesy of Tranny Banged My Wife site … but the words and the fantasy are all mine! So … am I truly a perv? Fuck yeah! That’s why most of y’all read this blog LOL
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03.30.09
Posted in Fetish, Porn at 6:52 pm by Ana
Oh fuck, I came across a site in the same porn network as Naked Movie called It’s Real and about lost it. Some of y’all recall I would occasionally make fun of really bad porn sites in the first version of this blog … well I just can’t resist (although Chimera has taken up that banner lately).
Now, to be fair … there are a few things inside the members area that actually are real … but what I am about to show you definitely isn’t! Seriously … is there anyone who honestly believes this is a real cock??
fake big cock at It’s Real LOL
Come on … just how stupid do they think we are? It even looks plastic! Not to mention no one has enough blood in his body to get one that size that hard … trust me on this one LOL I’ve fucked a damn good sized cock before, and the guy had hardness issues and was not the usual flushed pink color. And what I show y’all is only the most obvious plastic-looking shot. Y’all should see some of the other pics of this one.
Now, the chick with the split tongue … yeah that one is real. The chick with three boobs? Errr … I’m a bit skeptical, especially since special effects did it for the old movie Total Recall. But, tits happy surfing mug Rofl can give us his expert opinion on that one. Honestly, I don’t make this fucking wild ass shit up folks! I only find it and share it …
Which brings us to Talia’s post today, where she says she has no idea how I find this weird shit … truth be told I actually do go looking for it LOL Although I was laughing my ass off when she posted she wants a bigger cock than Walrus, since she gets to choose hers off the shelf (”why buy a small one?”) which is sooo appropriate for my topic today … I bet the guy in the pic above said about the same thing!
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03.29.09
Posted in Fetish, Panties at 8:35 am by Ana
Footman is one of our newer perverts recruited into the Porn Blogging “Cabal” as Walrus has been calling it, and I liked him the instant he came out about not only being a Trekker but loving the Star Trek porn spoof last week. While, like Porn Enchantress, I may not truly “get” the foot fetish thing, I do try to be as open-minded about other people’s kinks as I want people to be about my freaky fetishes. So, I did a little research (sometimes called surfing for porn) into the whole feet scene … and I think I have found Footman’s secret site!
Footman at Footville?
Go look at his mugshot on his blog (Footman Online) and tell me they don’t look similar … besides the toes on their mouth. Yes, I truly think Footman has been holding out on us!
Well, I’ve long been known for my panties fetish, so I can’t begrudge Footman his feet kink. Some of y’all may recall my Steelers panties back in the first version of this insane porn blog … if not, here is a reprise!
Ahhhh, yes … just wait til the NFL season kicks off again. The “Steelers-mania” category will return! Speaking of my Steelers obsession … I am heartbroken this morning. My satin Steelers pajama bottoms gave up the ghost and ripped. I guess I wore and washed them too many times 
and such lovely sexy satiny fabric just isn’t made for heavy or extended and constant use. My mom actually bought them during a trip to Pittsburgh a few years back and the only time I don’t wear them is during the winter when it’s just too cold in the back of the house. At least the Steelers panties (up to THREE pair now!) are holding up well, but they are good sturdy cotton ones.
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03.26.09
Posted in Porn at 8:14 pm by Ana
In 7 years of porn-peddling and smut-slinging, Naked Movie is the only site I paid to get into! Now I have a review pass and - until they disable it - I plan to really use it … Oh they have a new update and once again I am in stitches with laughter in between working my poor B.O.B. to his limits. Did y’all know there is a speed limit on vibrators??
Oh yeah, the update. LOL This time they are spoofing Ghostbusters, and call it Nutbusters. What makes this particularly funny is we crazy porn bloggers were making ghostbuster jokes a few days ago, which spawned this demented rant from Athena Hollow. They went for a blonde version of Sigourney Weaver’s character Dana … but admit it guys (and gals even) - possessed or not, y’all know you’d hit it!
Nutbusters blonde possessed chick
Oh, and here is the synopsis from the members area:
Gizz Clortho aka Keymaster of Goozer in a possessed state finds his way to the rooftop where Zuul the Gate Keeper is waiting for him. She lifts up her dress and bends over, he rips her clothes off and begins to follow through with his destiny. The Nut Busters then walk onto the roof and fire their beams at Goozer who attempts to fight them off. Eventually Egoo and Wankman jump ontop of Goozer, tearing him apart with their raw sexuality.
If you’re too cheap or too broke to get your own membership, you can always wait for my vibe to die at which point I will start posting samples … or you can just get a membership to Naked Movie, the best pornsite I’ve seen on the Web yet! Y’all will be much better off getting the membership LOL hubby bought me a case of batteries before he left …
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03.25.09
Posted in Teen at 4:51 pm by Ana
OK, I was all prepared to do yet another long post on my sci fi porn kick … and then I saw this promo pic for another site:
I haven’t bothered to go look to see who the fuck Molly is, or how old she actually is … but if she looks young enough for my son to crush on I classify her as a teen. LOL Maybe I am getting old as my teenage son accuses.
Let’s face it, I see naked chicks all the fucking time. I see naked dicks a lot too … and sometimes that is the best part of the guy. I didn’t see any dicks or guys in the set of promo pics for this Molly’s Life site, but that isn’t the only body painting one.
Babes really are a dime a dozen in porn, and so are barely legal teens and teen sites. Given that, it does take quite a bit nowadays (after seven years of porn-peddling) to grab my attention the way this particular pic did. I think even Walrus and Flip (both heavy into babe blogging) will stop for a minute or two to stare at it. Or, I might be full of bullshit again LOL or just being my normal off the wall self.
Fuck it, I really REALLY like this pic, and wanted to share it with y’all.
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