03.18.09
Chick Rant About Porn
It’s back! The infamous “chick rant” about porn, pornsites, and attitudes in general … louder and better … I guess you could call this the ChickRantV2.0! Yes, I am a real chick. I have two X chromosomes … and I like porn. Well, what the fuck did anyone expect …? I like sex. When sex is done right (and yes hubby knows how to do it right!) it is great fucking fun (pun intended). So why shouldn’t porn be fun as well? Of course, I might as well hit y’all ladies with a link while I bitch at the guys … For The Girls has been the standard for the web for damn near a decade. No, I haven’t actually bought a membership because if I did I would never get any work done 
So here’s the rant part: why the fuck don’t more sites recognize that women like porn too?!? No, we are not whores or sluts if we like sex! So quit fucking calling us that in the sales text! Besides, a whole fucking lot of y’all guys would be up a crick if women didn’t like to fuck. Seriously, even more guys would have to spend a lot more quality time with their hands instead of pussy if sex wasn’t so damn enjoyable (when done right, of course … but that is a whole ‘nother rant). So unless the site is dedicated to degradation, take out the “bitch, slut, and whore” references. You’re pissing us chicks off.
And while we are at it, unless it’s a “dogfight” or amateur site, get cuter guys for us females to look at! Or if somehow you can’t find hot dudes, at least put a paper bag over the ugly men’s faces. PLEASE! This is the chemically-enhanced hardon age … surely you can find a sexy guy with a good sized cock and feed him little blue pills if he can’t keep it up any other way?
Now, before the Y chromosome faction gets in an uproar, I am not expecting porn sites all over the Net to suddenly become aimed at chicks. It’s unrealistic, and to be honest it ain’t necessary either. How about simply make sites that are more female-friendly? Leave the “4women” sites to us chicks :) We can handle that ourselves! But unless it is specifically for guys who like to down women, make it so you ain’t screaming about “Does this make you HARD?” because some us get *wet* when we get turned on. And speaking of getting wet, here is the new version of For the Girls:
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