03.19.09
Porn-Slingers, Smut-Peddlers, and Friends
First up, a wink and a shout out to hubby, who burned up the electrons when he read my comment for him a couple days ago when I also introduced the start of the porn blogging lunatics. Hubby says “Oh FUCK yeah!” I’ll get my wish as soon as he gets his boots on the ground here in the U.S.A. again. Well … we might wait til we get to the airport parking lot ;) A note to airport security: if the redneck lovemobile pickup is rocking, don’t bother knocking … and we’ll charge y’all if ya try to film it!
Ah yes … my crazy buddy Walrus ragged on me as expected, but he also resurrected an old argument: he swears I wear granny panties and the sadistic bastard keeps trying to convince me to wear dental floss up my ass crack … commonly known as thongs. He really likes the ones that double as torture devices if a woman tries to sit down, although some of the wider butt floss ones can really chafe just as bad. Shit like this one from Whale Tailn:
That’s as close as you’ll see a thong on *my* ass, Walrus! Oh yeah, of course he ragged on my choice of porn, calling the Star Trek porn spoof I so adore over at Naked Movie “washed up, boring, and out of style” … then had the balls to suggest some silly World of Warcraft site. No joke, folks. I think Walrus has really lost it this time! But, Chimera handled that one quite well in her post that asks if that one is even porn or not. I gotta agree with her comment “WTF?” Oh yeah, she’s joined the porn bloggin lunacy LOL and she’ll fit in just great!
Another joining the fun is my old buddy BadWolf, who has resurrected his BadWolf Porn blog especially for this. He used to chime in on the comments back in the day me, Walrus, and Boogie were ripping each other LOL Wolf carries a serious torch for Masuimi Max, and the first thing he noticed about XXX Spacegirls was that she is in the header.
Two characters I previously introduced have either built a new blog or resurrected an old standby especially for the fun. Tits man Rofl set up Happy Surfing, with the funny tag that searching for tits makes him happy … but maybe not these tits! And long-time crazyman flip brought back the infamous Flip’s Flophouse to introduce an insane idea of his: all of us blogging on one domain called (naturally) The Porn Bloggers. He breaking it …. errrr … says he’s setting it up LOL but the running joke among us bloggers is that flip-proof and Ana-proof are both safer than idiotproof.
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