03.22.09
Chicks and Porn Redux
OK, lots of fun bullshit to cover today. First victim is Rofl over at Happy Surfing, who is absolutely thrilled I posted the infamous “handbra” avatar (and a larger version even) but laments that all the female porn-slinging webmasters he knows are married. In fact, he even snagged my handbra pic and put in big capital letters across it: “MARRIED!” I had a good chuckle out of it, especially since he neglected to mention he’s married himself … unless “the missus” is his nickname for his hand ;) Although another reason for the chuckle is the elaborate fantasy he has built up around these pics.
Of course, no post mentioning Rofl would be complete without some link to some tits site … in his case the bigger the better LOL So I gotta wonder if Rofl has a lifetime membership at Big Tits Movie Matrix? Personally, I don’t but that may be because I have my own set of tits and don’t really see what the big deal is. Mine are 36Cs (36Ds on bloat days!) and to be completely honest they tend to get in my way. I’d rather play with a dick … but that may be because I don’t have one of my own (at least not attached to me!) although I have heard they tend to have a mind of their own.
Now apparently there is a bit of debate among us porn-slingers about “female webmasters” and which sites really are written and run by women … and which are guys pretending to be women LOL There is a concurrent debate about whether us lady porn-slingers should or should not post our pics. Let me go on the record on these two issues: Yes, I really am a real woman and hubby will verify that! I think he knows better than any of y’all about that one ;) Two, I post my pics for ONE READER and that is hubby. The rest of y’all benefit from his lack of jealousy. Not only his lack of jealousy … but he is actually quite proud of what I do here (and he’s the one who took the pics anyway).
And finally, speaking of chick porn bloggers, Chimera from Why I Hate Porn has jumped on the “WTF Ana?” bandwagon about my sci-fi porn … but that will have to wait for tomorrow as I gather up some “ammo” known as sample pics!
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