03.24.09
Sci Fi Porn Freaks UNITE!
I knew I wasn’t the only one! LOL A few more have crawled out from under the stacks of paperback books and fanzines (because we all know us sci fi nerds have no room in our closets to hide!) to support me in my perverse kinky fascination with the Star Trek porn spoof over at Naked Movie. In fact, Footman has even confessed to going to “one” Star Trek convention …. although he’s already getting ragged about how no Trekker goes to just one! Oh yeah, he really does love the Star Trick spoof, although he says there were no good foot scenes in it. Naturally, my twisted perverted little mind is trying to think of a sequel for it that would have him sitting in a pool of his own cum … perhaps an alien race that are foot-shaped? Don’t believe in shoes? Only wear fetish-type footwear that have open toes? Fuck it, how about another sample? With a shoe in it, just for Footman!
I can guarantee this particular scene never made it past the old NBC censors back in the day LOL Oh yeah, just to truly nerd-out here, Trekkers will notice the uniform flaw: everyone has the same rank on their sleeves! Yup, the Captain is busted back to a lieutenant commander, as is the First Officer … everyone else pretty much got promoted. But no, the chick’s uniform is *not* the wrong color … there was an episode she wore gold! Although she was usually in red. If I drink enough coffee I’ll remember which one!
Also crawling out from under their science fiction fan nerd credentials are Planteeer at Explicit Planet who is also a BDSM freak and of course Bewinged at My Word Fetish, who is not only a Trekker herself but married to a Trekker to boot. Bewinged asks if I am aware there is a new Star Trek movie (real one) coming out in May LOL Ummmm, does Bubba drive a truck?!? Of course I do, and I am all happy about one casting choice in particular: they got a cutie to play Spock. ;) Oh, in Star Trick (the porn version) they not only got a decent looking guy to play “the Vulcan” but he’s well hung to boot. (See related chick rant about porn for more of my thoughts on that issue) Of course, me being the truly sick pervert y’all know and love, I can’t help but wonder if a certain Z.Q. is hung like that also …
And Chimera, I’ll get to you in another post. Not trying to put off your criticisms about the Star Trick movie, but I do tend to get long-winded on this particular subject!
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