03.30.09
Its Real MY ASS!
Oh fuck, I came across a site in the same porn network as Naked Movie called It’s Real and about lost it. Some of y’all recall I would occasionally make fun of really bad porn sites in the first version of this blog … well I just can’t resist (although Chimera has taken up that banner lately).
Now, to be fair … there are a few things inside the members area that actually are real … but what I am about to show you definitely isn’t! Seriously … is there anyone who honestly believes this is a real cock??
fake big cock at It’s Real LOL
Come on … just how stupid do they think we are? It even looks plastic! Not to mention no one has enough blood in his body to get one that size that hard … trust me on this one LOL I’ve fucked a damn good sized cock before, and the guy had hardness issues and was not the usual flushed pink color. And what I show y’all is only the most obvious plastic-looking shot. Y’all should see some of the other pics of this one.
Now, the chick with the split tongue … yeah that one is real. The chick with three boobs? Errr … I’m a bit skeptical, especially since special effects did it for the old movie Total Recall. But, tits happy surfing mug Rofl can give us his expert opinion on that one. Honestly, I don’t make this fucking wild ass shit up folks! I only find it and share it …
Which brings us to Talia’s post today, where she says she has no idea how I find this weird shit … truth be told I actually do go looking for it LOL Although I was laughing my ass off when she posted she wants a bigger cock than Walrus, since she gets to choose hers off the shelf (”why buy a small one?”) which is sooo appropriate for my topic today … I bet the guy in the pic above said about the same thing!
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