03.24.09
Posted in Random, Sci Fi Porn at 10:28 am by Ana
I knew I wasn’t the only one! LOL A few more have crawled out from under the stacks of paperback books and fanzines (because we all know us sci fi nerds have no room in our closets to hide!) to support me in my perverse kinky fascination with the Star Trek porn spoof over at Naked Movie. In fact, Footman has even confessed to going to “one” Star Trek convention …. although he’s already getting ragged about how no Trekker goes to just one! Oh yeah, he really does love the Star Trick spoof, although he says there were no good foot scenes in it. Naturally, my twisted perverted little mind is trying to think of a sequel for it that would have him sitting in a pool of his own cum … perhaps an alien race that are foot-shaped? Don’t believe in shoes? Only wear fetish-type footwear that have open toes? Fuck it, how about another sample? With a shoe in it, just for Footman!
I can guarantee this particular scene never made it past the old NBC censors back in the day LOL Oh yeah, just to truly nerd-out here, Trekkers will notice the uniform flaw: everyone has the same rank on their sleeves! Yup, the Captain is busted back to a lieutenant commander, as is the First Officer … everyone else pretty much got promoted. But no, the chick’s uniform is *not* the wrong color … there was an episode she wore gold! Although she was usually in red. If I drink enough coffee I’ll remember which one!
Also crawling out from under their science fiction fan nerd credentials are Planteeer at Explicit Planet who is also a BDSM freak and of course Bewinged at My Word Fetish, who is not only a Trekker herself but married to a Trekker to boot. Bewinged asks if I am aware there is a new Star Trek movie (real one) coming out in May LOL Ummmm, does Bubba drive a truck?!? Of course I do, and I am all happy about one casting choice in particular: they got a cutie to play Spock. ;) Oh, in Star Trick (the porn version) they not only got a decent looking guy to play “the Vulcan” but he’s well hung to boot. (See related chick rant about porn for more of my thoughts on that issue) Of course, me being the truly sick pervert y’all know and love, I can’t help but wonder if a certain Z.Q. is hung like that also …
And Chimera, I’ll get to you in another post. Not trying to put off your criticisms about the Star Trick movie, but I do tend to get long-winded on this particular subject!
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03.22.09
Posted in Random, Tits at 12:57 pm by Ana
OK, lots of fun bullshit to cover today. First victim is Rofl over at Happy Surfing, who is absolutely thrilled I posted the infamous “handbra” avatar (and a larger version even) but laments that all the female porn-slinging webmasters he knows are married. In fact, he even snagged my handbra pic and put in big capital letters across it: “MARRIED!” I had a good chuckle out of it, especially since he neglected to mention he’s married himself … unless “the missus” is his nickname for his hand ;) Although another reason for the chuckle is the elaborate fantasy he has built up around these pics.
Big Tits Movie Matrix
Of course, no post mentioning Rofl would be complete without some link to some tits site … in his case the bigger the better LOL So I gotta wonder if Rofl has a lifetime membership at Big Tits Movie Matrix? Personally, I don’t but that may be because I have my own set of tits and don’t really see what the big deal is. Mine are 36Cs (36Ds on bloat days!) and to be completely honest they tend to get in my way. I’d rather play with a dick … but that may be because I don’t have one of my own (at least not attached to me!) although I have heard they tend to have a mind of their own.
Now apparently there is a bit of debate among us porn-slingers about “female webmasters” and which sites really are written and run by women … and which are guys pretending to be women LOL There is a concurrent debate about whether us lady porn-slingers should or should not post our pics. Let me go on the record on these two issues: Yes, I really am a real woman and hubby will verify that! I think he knows better than any of y’all about that one ;) Two, I post my pics for ONE READER and that is hubby. The rest of y’all benefit from his lack of jealousy. Not only his lack of jealousy … but he is actually quite proud of what I do here (and he’s the one who took the pics anyway).
And finally, speaking of chick porn bloggers, Chimera from Why I Hate Porn has jumped on the “WTF Ana?” bandwagon about my sci-fi porn … but that will have to wait for tomorrow as I gather up some “ammo” known as sample pics!
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03.19.09
Posted in Panties, Porn, Random at 8:06 pm by Ana
First up, a wink and a shout out to hubby, who burned up the electrons when he read my comment for him a couple days ago when I also introduced the start of the porn blogging lunatics. Hubby says “Oh FUCK yeah!” I’ll get my wish as soon as he gets his boots on the ground here in the U.S.A. again. Well … we might wait til we get to the airport parking lot ;) A note to airport security: if the redneck lovemobile pickup is rocking, don’t bother knocking … and we’ll charge y’all if ya try to film it!
Ah yes … my crazy buddy Walrus ragged on me as expected, but he also resurrected an old argument: he swears I wear granny panties and the sadistic bastard keeps trying to convince me to wear dental floss up my ass crack … commonly known as thongs. He really likes the ones that double as torture devices if a woman tries to sit down, although some of the wider butt floss ones can really chafe just as bad. Shit like this one from Whale Tailn:
That’s as close as you’ll see a thong on *my* ass, Walrus! Oh yeah, of course he ragged on my choice of porn, calling the Star Trek porn spoof I so adore over at Naked Movie “washed up, boring, and out of style” … then had the balls to suggest some silly World of Warcraft site. No joke, folks. I think Walrus has really lost it this time! But, Chimera handled that one quite well in her post that asks if that one is even porn or not. I gotta agree with her comment “WTF?” Oh yeah, she’s joined the porn bloggin lunacy LOL and she’ll fit in just great!
Another joining the fun is my old buddy BadWolf, who has resurrected his BadWolf Porn blog especially for this. He used to chime in on the comments back in the day me, Walrus, and Boogie were ripping each other LOL Wolf carries a serious torch for Masuimi Max, and the first thing he noticed about XXX Spacegirls was that she is in the header.
Two characters I previously introduced have either built a new blog or resurrected an old standby especially for the fun. Tits man Rofl set up Happy Surfing, with the funny tag that searching for tits makes him happy … but maybe not these tits! And long-time crazyman flip brought back the infamous Flip’s Flophouse to introduce an insane idea of his: all of us blogging on one domain called (naturally) The Porn Bloggers. He breaking it …. errrr … says he’s setting it up LOL but the running joke among us bloggers is that flip-proof and Ana-proof are both safer than idiotproof.
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03.18.09
Posted in Porn at 10:59 am by Ana
It’s back! The infamous “chick rant” about porn, pornsites, and attitudes in general … louder and better … I guess you could call this the ChickRantV2.0! Yes, I am a real chick. I have two X chromosomes … and I like porn. Well, what the fuck did anyone expect …? I like sex. When sex is done right (and yes hubby knows how to do it right!) it is great fucking fun (pun intended). So why shouldn’t porn be fun as well? Of course, I might as well hit y’all ladies with a link while I bitch at the guys … For The Girls has been the standard for the web for damn near a decade. No, I haven’t actually bought a membership because if I did I would never get any work done 
So here’s the rant part: why the fuck don’t more sites recognize that women like porn too?!? No, we are not whores or sluts if we like sex! So quit fucking calling us that in the sales text! Besides, a whole fucking lot of y’all guys would be up a crick if women didn’t like to fuck. Seriously, even more guys would have to spend a lot more quality time with their hands instead of pussy if sex wasn’t so damn enjoyable (when done right, of course … but that is a whole ‘nother rant). So unless the site is dedicated to degradation, take out the “bitch, slut, and whore” references. You’re pissing us chicks off.
And while we are at it, unless it’s a “dogfight” or amateur site, get cuter guys for us females to look at! Or if somehow you can’t find hot dudes, at least put a paper bag over the ugly men’s faces. PLEASE! This is the chemically-enhanced hardon age … surely you can find a sexy guy with a good sized cock and feed him little blue pills if he can’t keep it up any other way?
Now, before the Y chromosome faction gets in an uproar, I am not expecting porn sites all over the Net to suddenly become aimed at chicks. It’s unrealistic, and to be honest it ain’t necessary either. How about simply make sites that are more female-friendly? Leave the “4women” sites to us chicks :) We can handle that ourselves! But unless it is specifically for guys who like to down women, make it so you ain’t screaming about “Does this make you HARD?” because some us get *wet* when we get turned on. And speaking of getting wet, here is the new version of For the Girls:
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03.17.09
Posted in Porn, Random, Tits at 11:04 am by Ana
OK, so Walrus saw my post the other night, and while he sounds happy about it you know he couldn’t resist bitching about part of it. Well, truth be told he loves using the word “bitch” LOL But, as we used to say back in the day: “It’s ON like Donkey Kong!” And we have new (and an old) accomplices, so I’ll take a post day to introduce the fun lunatics and partners-in-crime (against “good” blogging taste and principles LOL smut-peddlers and porn-slingers all … otherwise known as my online friends!)
If ya wanna see Athena Hollow’s mug shot, just go to her site. Geek girl extraordinaire and smartass to boot (she loves the flattery, trust me) I laughed my ass off when she tackled sex accidents and Darwin Award winners … even if she forgot my all-time favorite *living* Darwin Award winner. Oh yeah, I have great good fun crashing her free chat room when I am awake …
The Porn Enchantress is yet another perverted chick who I call friend, and trust me y’all when I say I am working on leading her to the true “dark side” when it comes to porn-slinging ;) She may sound all sweet and innocent on her blog, but I know better! I’m trying to persuade her to post her mug shot too LOL
We interrupt this rambling bullshit post to bring you some actual PORN: I’m feeling pretty pervy this morning and am in the mood for balls-slapping feel-it-in-the-morning pussy-pounding hardcore! The kind of sex I expect when hubby comes home for mid-tour leave in about six weeks! ;) BTW hubby reads this blog …
Oh yeah, I wanna be the blonde on the left hand side of that one! Now, back to the porn-blogging fun and antics … next up on the roll-call is flip, longtime babelogger and crazyman who is currently infecting the web at News and Nudes with his own special brand of insanity. Flip remembers the old panties pics I used to use as my avatars on the boards we hang at …
Speaking of my old avatars, tits man Rofl has begged nicely for a return of the infamous “handbra” avatar … adn since I don’t have any other use for it right now I figure I can accomodate his pitiful pleading … now quit PMing me about it! He’ll join the goofiness once he gets a new blog set up for it … and we are roping more in for the fun as well
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