01.17.09
Posted in Dirty jokes, Porn at 11:08 am by Ana
Another gem from Dad’s endless dirty joke files:
DEAR MADAM:
THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS SHOP.
YOU ASKED FOR THE LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY.
PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM BECAUSE THAT IS OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
Well, fuck, I am busted! Even though my vibrator is purple, not red. ROFL Hubby is out of the country for a year and I have a hot stock tip: battery companies! Because my B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend) is getting a workout and then some … and while I am at it, here is some inspirational stuff I use when I get horny!
Download Porn $1 Trial to video porn megasite!
Y’all know I hook ya up big time, and that link is to the $1 trial … one US dollar may not even buy you a cup of coffee but it WILL get you 3 days of porn access! Let’s face it, if you can’t find something to either get your hard or get you wet at Download Porn, then you are truly a perv 
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10.27.08
Posted in Chubby, Dirty jokes, Tits at 10:58 am by Ana
Dad forwarded a bunch of dirty jokes to me yesterday, and this one is just too good to not share: introducing the orthopedic bed designed especially for men (and probably lesbians as well):
Now all you guys know EXACTLY what you want for Christmas this year! And speaking of tits, let me repost the link to Thick N Busty, a fine chubby and big tits site that opened several months ago and looks awesome on the inside (review coming eventually, I promise!) I know the guys who run it, and their standards are very high, so I heartily recommend y’all check this one out if you like chubby girls with nice big natural tits. (note: this has now changed … fuckers)
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10.13.08
Posted in Dirty jokes, Tits at 8:54 am by Ana
From my dad’s dirty joke files comes this cute and funny gem:
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN’S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It’s Braille for ’suck here’.
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but ‘down under.’
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a ‘Good Year.’
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet. But when they go,
They take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch…
AND:
Q: WHAT IS A MAN’S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A : Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
And following up with that first Q&A is some nice tits … with the “suck here” braillle if you look closely enough 
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