03.30.09
Posted in Fetish, Porn at 6:52 pm by Ana
Oh fuck, I came across a site in the same porn network as Naked Movie called It’s Real and about lost it. Some of y’all recall I would occasionally make fun of really bad porn sites in the first version of this blog … well I just can’t resist (although Chimera has taken up that banner lately).
Now, to be fair … there are a few things inside the members area that actually are real … but what I am about to show you definitely isn’t! Seriously … is there anyone who honestly believes this is a real cock??
fake big cock at It’s Real LOL
Come on … just how stupid do they think we are? It even looks plastic! Not to mention no one has enough blood in his body to get one that size that hard … trust me on this one LOL I’ve fucked a damn good sized cock before, and the guy had hardness issues and was not the usual flushed pink color. And what I show y’all is only the most obvious plastic-looking shot. Y’all should see some of the other pics of this one.
Now, the chick with the split tongue … yeah that one is real. The chick with three boobs? Errr … I’m a bit skeptical, especially since special effects did it for the old movie Total Recall. But, tits happy surfing mug Rofl can give us his expert opinion on that one. Honestly, I don’t make this fucking wild ass shit up folks! I only find it and share it …
Which brings us to Talia’s post today, where she says she has no idea how I find this weird shit … truth be told I actually do go looking for it LOL Although I was laughing my ass off when she posted she wants a bigger cock than Walrus, since she gets to choose hers off the shelf (”why buy a small one?”) which is sooo appropriate for my topic today … I bet the guy in the pic above said about the same thing!
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03.29.09
Posted in Fetish, Panties at 8:35 am by Ana
Footman is one of our newer perverts recruited into the Porn Blogging “Cabal” as Walrus has been calling it, and I liked him the instant he came out about not only being a Trekker but loving the Star Trek porn spoof last week. While, like Porn Enchantress, I may not truly “get” the foot fetish thing, I do try to be as open-minded about other people’s kinks as I want people to be about my freaky fetishes. So, I did a little research (sometimes called surfing for porn) into the whole feet scene … and I think I have found Footman’s secret site!
Footman at Footville?
Go look at his mugshot on his blog (Footman Online) and tell me they don’t look similar … besides the toes on their mouth. Yes, I truly think Footman has been holding out on us!
Well, I’ve long been known for my panties fetish, so I can’t begrudge Footman his feet kink. Some of y’all may recall my Steelers panties back in the first version of this insane porn blog … if not, here is a reprise!
Ahhhh, yes … just wait til the NFL season kicks off again. The “Steelers-mania” category will return! Speaking of my Steelers obsession … I am heartbroken this morning. My satin Steelers pajama bottoms gave up the ghost and ripped. I guess I wore and washed them too many times 
and such lovely sexy satiny fabric just isn’t made for heavy or extended and constant use. My mom actually bought them during a trip to Pittsburgh a few years back and the only time I don’t wear them is during the winter when it’s just too cold in the back of the house. At least the Steelers panties (up to THREE pair now!) are holding up well, but they are good sturdy cotton ones.
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10.29.08
Posted in Fetish at 8:00 pm by Ana
Y’all know I love a good story or fantasy to go with my porn, and I have a twisted sense of humor. Well, Halloween is just two days away and I am in one of my moods! LOL So I am hitting some costume porn, otherwise called “uniform fetish” sites in the porn circles.
First victim to present to this wreck is Horny Hospital Whores, for all y’all who just love to see a babe in a very sexy nurse uniform. I love the tour for this site, and wish they would convert pics/screencaps to the “comic” format on the inside … but I haven’t convinced them to do that much work (yet).
Oh yeah, dad sent me a hilarious set of pics of some burger joint somewhere (believe me, he is really looking for it!) called “Heart Attack Grill” and their waitresses look like this:
Anyone know where this place is? If my dad disappears, we’ll all know he finally found it and went on a road trip! LOL
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