04.16.09
Posted in New porn, Porn, Random at 8:13 am by Ana
Or so I stand accused! No joke, after Round Three, hubby accused me of fucking him to exhaustion … not *MY* fault he had jet lag! Eh, it’s not his fault either.
I need to clear up a few misconceptions my smut-peddling buddies are currently having too much fun with: no, these sexual escapades will not be recorded for posterity! Not in video form, nor in picture (still) form. Hubby is camera-shy, and he can’t hold the camera because he uses both hands for these missions (usually in bed, but not always …) so y’all will just have to use y’all’s imagination. Since I know how perverted some of y’all are (Walrus, Boogie, Rofl, PornEnchantress … fuck … everyone on the list!) I should say right here and now hubby isn’t as kinky, although he does love his normal sex.
Porn time: If I wasn’t happily married, I would SO be a charter card-carrying member of the brand new MILF site Cougar Sex Club. Although I am married, I still count as a card-carrying “cougar” since I bagged and tagged me a younger man. Not this young though LOL
Cock hungry cougars bag a younger guy
That’s right folks, hubby is a good 5 years younger than me. Hey … what can I say? I liked guys in their mid-20s when I was a horny teen. I liked guys in their mid-20s when I was the same age … so why the fuck would I stop liking guys in their mid-20s when I hit the “Big 3-OH” and became a MILF? Really, what do y’all fucking expect from a woman who was once nicknamed “The Predator”? That of course was before the term cougar came into vogue …. guess I was ahead of the times for once LOL
Finally, a nod out to PornEnchantress, who sympathizes with my new computer and password woes because she’s been through it herself … and she says it took her a good month to get everything back together. Fuck me running, I hope it doesn’t take me that long! Eh, I still got my review pass info to Naked Movie so I won’t be too hard up. Oh yeah, she also lists her “Top 10 reasons” she loves being a porn blogger LOL even though 1, 7, and 10 are the same.
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04.12.09
Posted in Porn, Random at 10:34 am by Ana
Yes I will be! Hubby is back in the States and I have an hour to surf for inspiration! We’ll have my son along for the ride, so no fucking in the airport parking lot … security will probably be glad to hear that one (or not, depending on how kinky today’s shift is). However, the good news is we can drop son off at the game store, then head home to fuck like horny rabbits in heat LOL quite appropriate since most the country/Western world is celebrating Easter today.
And where am I headed to look for inspiration out of my many porn links? Well, hubby will be more interested in UNdressing, so my favorite site Naked Movie is out …. well that leaves me with a “find fucking everything” type megasite like Download Porn!
Find fucking inspiration!
Download Porn megasite
So … who is gonna join me in celebrating bunny day by fucking like sex-crazed rabbits? 
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04.08.09
Posted in Porn, Random at 5:03 pm by Ana
Alrighty, I was suspicious when Walrus was quiet for about a week … I thought maybe the fool finally got his ass busted in jail for some of his real life hijinx, and ended up in an orange suit looking like this:
Farold & Fubar spoof at Naked Movie … and how Walrus spent his weekend
Hey, if that had happened, y’all know *this* pervert would demand pics … but apparently he was thinking extra hard on just how to tag us Trekkers in the Cabal. So, it takes Walrus about a week to come up with a post ragging us “nerds”. I’ll give Wally props on posting a cool pic to accompany his snide remarks … meanwhile I do hope dude’s got himself some lube for when us “Trek nerds” get his ass back! Just remember Walrus … the longer we wait, the uglier it will be. 
Finally, we may get our 12th man for the Porn Bloggers (aka “the Cabal”) to make it an even “Dirty Dozen” … but I’m gonna hold off on the surpise announcement for now. All I will say for now is: Walrus better watch his ass real fucking good once this one joins the fun porn-bloggin lunacy!
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03.30.09
Posted in Fetish, Porn at 6:52 pm by Ana
Oh fuck, I came across a site in the same porn network as Naked Movie called It’s Real and about lost it. Some of y’all recall I would occasionally make fun of really bad porn sites in the first version of this blog … well I just can’t resist (although Chimera has taken up that banner lately).
Now, to be fair … there are a few things inside the members area that actually are real … but what I am about to show you definitely isn’t! Seriously … is there anyone who honestly believes this is a real cock??
fake big cock at It’s Real LOL
Come on … just how stupid do they think we are? It even looks plastic! Not to mention no one has enough blood in his body to get one that size that hard … trust me on this one LOL I’ve fucked a damn good sized cock before, and the guy had hardness issues and was not the usual flushed pink color. And what I show y’all is only the most obvious plastic-looking shot. Y’all should see some of the other pics of this one.
Now, the chick with the split tongue … yeah that one is real. The chick with three boobs? Errr … I’m a bit skeptical, especially since special effects did it for the old movie Total Recall. But, tits happy surfing mug Rofl can give us his expert opinion on that one. Honestly, I don’t make this fucking wild ass shit up folks! I only find it and share it …
Which brings us to Talia’s post today, where she says she has no idea how I find this weird shit … truth be told I actually do go looking for it LOL Although I was laughing my ass off when she posted she wants a bigger cock than Walrus, since she gets to choose hers off the shelf (”why buy a small one?”) which is sooo appropriate for my topic today … I bet the guy in the pic above said about the same thing!
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03.26.09
Posted in Porn at 8:14 pm by Ana
In 7 years of porn-peddling and smut-slinging, Naked Movie is the only site I paid to get into! Now I have a review pass and - until they disable it - I plan to really use it … Oh they have a new update and once again I am in stitches with laughter in between working my poor B.O.B. to his limits. Did y’all know there is a speed limit on vibrators??
Oh yeah, the update. LOL This time they are spoofing Ghostbusters, and call it Nutbusters. What makes this particularly funny is we crazy porn bloggers were making ghostbuster jokes a few days ago, which spawned this demented rant from Athena Hollow. They went for a blonde version of Sigourney Weaver’s character Dana … but admit it guys (and gals even) - possessed or not, y’all know you’d hit it!
Nutbusters blonde possessed chick
Oh, and here is the synopsis from the members area:
Gizz Clortho aka Keymaster of Goozer in a possessed state finds his way to the rooftop where Zuul the Gate Keeper is waiting for him. She lifts up her dress and bends over, he rips her clothes off and begins to follow through with his destiny. The Nut Busters then walk onto the roof and fire their beams at Goozer who attempts to fight them off. Eventually Egoo and Wankman jump ontop of Goozer, tearing him apart with their raw sexuality.
If you’re too cheap or too broke to get your own membership, you can always wait for my vibe to die at which point I will start posting samples … or you can just get a membership to Naked Movie, the best pornsite I’ve seen on the Web yet! Y’all will be much better off getting the membership LOL hubby bought me a case of batteries before he left …
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