03.19.09
Posted in Panties, Porn, Random at 8:06 pm by Ana
First up, a wink and a shout out to hubby, who burned up the electrons when he read my comment for him a couple days ago when I also introduced the start of the porn blogging lunatics. Hubby says “Oh FUCK yeah!” I’ll get my wish as soon as he gets his boots on the ground here in the U.S.A. again. Well … we might wait til we get to the airport parking lot ;) A note to airport security: if the redneck lovemobile pickup is rocking, don’t bother knocking … and we’ll charge y’all if ya try to film it!
Ah yes … my crazy buddy Walrus ragged on me as expected, but he also resurrected an old argument: he swears I wear granny panties and the sadistic bastard keeps trying to convince me to wear dental floss up my ass crack … commonly known as thongs. He really likes the ones that double as torture devices if a woman tries to sit down, although some of the wider butt floss ones can really chafe just as bad. Shit like this one from Whale Tailn:
That’s as close as you’ll see a thong on *my* ass, Walrus! Oh yeah, of course he ragged on my choice of porn, calling the Star Trek porn spoof I so adore over at Naked Movie “washed up, boring, and out of style” … then had the balls to suggest some silly World of Warcraft site. No joke, folks. I think Walrus has really lost it this time! But, Chimera handled that one quite well in her post that asks if that one is even porn or not. I gotta agree with her comment “WTF?” Oh yeah, she’s joined the porn bloggin lunacy LOL and she’ll fit in just great!
Another joining the fun is my old buddy BadWolf, who has resurrected his BadWolf Porn blog especially for this. He used to chime in on the comments back in the day me, Walrus, and Boogie were ripping each other LOL Wolf carries a serious torch for Masuimi Max, and the first thing he noticed about XXX Spacegirls was that she is in the header.
Two characters I previously introduced have either built a new blog or resurrected an old standby especially for the fun. Tits man Rofl set up Happy Surfing, with the funny tag that searching for tits makes him happy … but maybe not these tits! And long-time crazyman flip brought back the infamous Flip’s Flophouse to introduce an insane idea of his: all of us blogging on one domain called (naturally) The Porn Bloggers. He breaking it …. errrr … says he’s setting it up LOL but the running joke among us bloggers is that flip-proof and Ana-proof are both safer than idiotproof.
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03.18.09
Posted in Porn at 10:59 am by Ana
It’s back! The infamous “chick rant” about porn, pornsites, and attitudes in general … louder and better … I guess you could call this the ChickRantV2.0! Yes, I am a real chick. I have two X chromosomes … and I like porn. Well, what the fuck did anyone expect …? I like sex. When sex is done right (and yes hubby knows how to do it right!) it is great fucking fun (pun intended). So why shouldn’t porn be fun as well? Of course, I might as well hit y’all ladies with a link while I bitch at the guys … For The Girls has been the standard for the web for damn near a decade. No, I haven’t actually bought a membership because if I did I would never get any work done 
So here’s the rant part: why the fuck don’t more sites recognize that women like porn too?!? No, we are not whores or sluts if we like sex! So quit fucking calling us that in the sales text! Besides, a whole fucking lot of y’all guys would be up a crick if women didn’t like to fuck. Seriously, even more guys would have to spend a lot more quality time with their hands instead of pussy if sex wasn’t so damn enjoyable (when done right, of course … but that is a whole ‘nother rant). So unless the site is dedicated to degradation, take out the “bitch, slut, and whore” references. You’re pissing us chicks off.
And while we are at it, unless it’s a “dogfight” or amateur site, get cuter guys for us females to look at! Or if somehow you can’t find hot dudes, at least put a paper bag over the ugly men’s faces. PLEASE! This is the chemically-enhanced hardon age … surely you can find a sexy guy with a good sized cock and feed him little blue pills if he can’t keep it up any other way?
Now, before the Y chromosome faction gets in an uproar, I am not expecting porn sites all over the Net to suddenly become aimed at chicks. It’s unrealistic, and to be honest it ain’t necessary either. How about simply make sites that are more female-friendly? Leave the “4women” sites to us chicks :) We can handle that ourselves! But unless it is specifically for guys who like to down women, make it so you ain’t screaming about “Does this make you HARD?” because some us get *wet* when we get turned on. And speaking of getting wet, here is the new version of For the Girls:
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03.17.09
Posted in Porn, Random, Tits at 11:04 am by Ana
OK, so Walrus saw my post the other night, and while he sounds happy about it you know he couldn’t resist bitching about part of it. Well, truth be told he loves using the word “bitch” LOL But, as we used to say back in the day: “It’s ON like Donkey Kong!” And we have new (and an old) accomplices, so I’ll take a post day to introduce the fun lunatics and partners-in-crime (against “good” blogging taste and principles LOL smut-peddlers and porn-slingers all … otherwise known as my online friends!)
If ya wanna see Athena Hollow’s mug shot, just go to her site. Geek girl extraordinaire and smartass to boot (she loves the flattery, trust me) I laughed my ass off when she tackled sex accidents and Darwin Award winners … even if she forgot my all-time favorite *living* Darwin Award winner. Oh yeah, I have great good fun crashing her free chat room when I am awake …
The Porn Enchantress is yet another perverted chick who I call friend, and trust me y’all when I say I am working on leading her to the true “dark side” when it comes to porn-slinging ;) She may sound all sweet and innocent on her blog, but I know better! I’m trying to persuade her to post her mug shot too LOL
We interrupt this rambling bullshit post to bring you some actual PORN: I’m feeling pretty pervy this morning and am in the mood for balls-slapping feel-it-in-the-morning pussy-pounding hardcore! The kind of sex I expect when hubby comes home for mid-tour leave in about six weeks! ;) BTW hubby reads this blog …
Oh yeah, I wanna be the blonde on the left hand side of that one! Now, back to the porn-blogging fun and antics … next up on the roll-call is flip, longtime babelogger and crazyman who is currently infecting the web at News and Nudes with his own special brand of insanity. Flip remembers the old panties pics I used to use as my avatars on the boards we hang at …
Speaking of my old avatars, tits man Rofl has begged nicely for a return of the infamous “handbra” avatar … adn since I don’t have any other use for it right now I figure I can accomodate his pitiful pleading … now quit PMing me about it! He’ll join the goofiness once he gets a new blog set up for it … and we are roping more in for the fun as well
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03.14.09
Posted in Porn, Sci Fi Porn at 6:49 pm by Ana
Yes, as promised and hinted at, I actually bought a membership to a site rather than beg for a review pass. No joke, folks: I bought a trial membership in January to Naked Movie! Even more, I did it just to get one movie on their exclusive site: the Star Trek spoof.
Now those of y’all who read the old archives know I am an old Star Trek fan and love a good cheesy sci fi spoof like XXX Spacegirls … but this one is what I have been waiting for for decades! And it lived up to my expectations … well except for a minor costume detail that only a Trekker would notice LOL If I wasn’t turned on during the movie, I was laughing my ass off. Humor and porn go together like … err … like an old commercial that would really show my age!
So seriously, go check this site out ;) They spoof a lot of movies, porn-style, and the comedy is almost as good as the fucking!
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03.13.09
Posted in Free Trials, Porn at 11:02 am by Ana
I’ve been doing some serious thinking about the current state of the online porn biz lately, and it has prompted me to put up an informational (GASP!) page here at the Ana’s Porn Blog. Then I realized I had lost my “About me” type page in the Great Database Crash a few months back. So, there is a new About Ana page … and an eye-opening About FREE Porn page y’all simply must read. I’m actually very glad to get that free porn business off my chest … my boobs take up enough room on my chest!
Meanwhile, I am about to make some massive changes to the domain. The blog will remain as it is, but the rest of the site … let’s just say this way my first porn site I ever built and fuck it really looks like it! I have been dreading the site overhaul for months, but it is getting to a point where I just shouldn’t put it off any longer.
Part of the problem is a lot of porn companies are getting bought out or closing up shop. It’s a sign of the economic times, I suppose. Y’all know I do love hooking y’all up on good porn deals, but some of the absolute best sites don’t offer discounts because they are mom-and-pop or small companies. Porn actually does cost money to make, and the small ones are hurting and folks continue to flock to the free porn sites. If y’all find something you truly like, be sure to support that site! I’ll be posting a few links soon about a few sites I have liked enough to actually BUY a membership to … but they deserve their own spotlight posts … and maybe even their own page!
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