01.17.09
Posted in Dirty jokes, Porn at 11:08 am by Ana
Another gem from Dad’s endless dirty joke files:
DEAR MADAM:
THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS SHOP.
YOU ASKED FOR THE LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY.
PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM BECAUSE THAT IS OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
Well, fuck, I am busted! Even though my vibrator is purple, not red. ROFL Hubby is out of the country for a year and I have a hot stock tip: battery companies! Because my B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend) is getting a workout and then some … and while I am at it, here is some inspirational stuff I use when I get horny!
Download Porn $1 Trial to video porn megasite!
Y’all know I hook ya up big time, and that link is to the $1 trial … one US dollar may not even buy you a cup of coffee but it WILL get you 3 days of porn access! Let’s face it, if you can’t find something to either get your hard or get you wet at Download Porn, then you are truly a perv 
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11.09.08
Posted in Porn at 3:55 pm by Ana
Man, I thought I posted this already LOL I must be losing my mind! Got an email Friday afternoon about a brand new porn site I think I’m gonna really like: XXX Rewind. It’s retro, vintage, classic porn … whatever you want to call it! I even saw a banner that referred to the “Golden Age of Porn” which also happens to be one of the DVDs. Check out some of the names here:
XXX Rewind
I have to admit, my all-time favortie porn is from the late 70s and early 80s. Not just because of the music either ;) but because it was straight up fun sex! These were the folks who came of age during the “sexual revolution” and partied hardy in the “swinging 70s” and they didn’t mess with silly stuff like shaving pussy or balls they just got busy and it really does look more fun. That, and those were the movies I found on way-late cable pay TV as a naughty teenager LOL
I’ve told y’all before I was a bad bad girl in my younger wilder days … now I am just a dirty old pervy woman LOL and fuck but some of these clips bring back some memories! Basically if any of y’all are over 30 you simply must surf by XXX Rewind and check it out … and of course listen to some of the background music on those late 70s pornos for sure! Y’all know which ones, with the funky slappy bass and some pumping synth stuff … truly good fucking music!
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10.12.08
Posted in Free Trials, Porn at 7:22 am by Ana
OK, I’ll be brave and repost what I tried to post yesterday (tha ended up breaking my database!). The economy in general is pretty fucked right now, so I thought I would hook y’all up with a free trial to the general porn megasite Download Porn. Hey, free trials are a beautiful thing!
Download Porn - Free trial to DVD videos and hi res pics!
And this isn’t some bullshit 30 minute trial … this is a THREE DAY trial :) So take the long weekend (if you have it) and browse through their entire database of DVD quality porn clips and hi res pics. Just be sure not to break their database LOL Given my 24 hour track record with databases right now, perhaps I should stay off the site … Psyche! Yeah, showing my age again ROFL
Seriously, considering what the stock market has done to my retirement account, I may need to push porn til I’m three years past dead LOL and good smut usually cheers me up. I just thought to share with y’all 
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