04.01.09
Posted in Sci Fi Porn at 7:04 pm by Ana
Folks, I have officially corrupted Flip! I told y’all about Flip: crazy babe-blogging wildman from Britain … poor innocent babe lover Flip who was like a babe in the wood(s) so to speak … or at least that’s the story he’s telling the rest of the porn bloggin cabal. And can y’all believe they actually bought that story …? Until yesterday, that is, when he unveiled something along the lines that I would build: Fantasy Fucks. So Flip is blogging about girls with guns, fantasy nymphs (elves?), and of course sci-fi babes. Now mind y’all, this is literally only days after I build Sci Fi Pron! In fact, I snuck it into the sidebar last night …
Coincidence? I don’t think so … just more proof of what a bad influence I am! LOL Mom was right about that one. Between my going-on about science fiction porn here, and Walrus ragging on it and offering up an alternative, Flip’s remaining brain cells gave out and he has woken up to find himself on the dark and perverted side of the porn Force (Flip, where the FUCK did you find Star Wars porn anyway??). Speaking of pervesions … my turn for the fantasy fun … and of course I am going right back to my Star Trek porn spoof at Naked Movie for this one:
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Hehehe … the Spock character (they call this one “Shock” LOL) just got a blowjob sitting in the captain’s chair … then he gets to turn this cute redhead around and fuck her from behind … in the captain’s command chair. What Trekker hasn’t entertained the idea of banging a hot someone (or even something) in the captain’s chair in the middle of the bridge? Y’all might as well admit it … obviously I am NOT the only one who has thought of it! And furthermore, I am obviously not the ONLY one who has put enough thought into it to write that script (aw fuck, back to the drawing board for that little writing project).
Oh, and Chimera … calm down, he was just following orders! It worked for … what do y’all mean it didn’t work at Nuremburg? Aw fuck … they may sentence him to listening to Vogon poetry! (LOL Yes I am truly mixing my science fiction now!)
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03.24.09
Posted in Random, Sci Fi Porn at 10:28 am by Ana
I knew I wasn’t the only one! LOL A few more have crawled out from under the stacks of paperback books and fanzines (because we all know us sci fi nerds have no room in our closets to hide!) to support me in my perverse kinky fascination with the Star Trek porn spoof over at Naked Movie. In fact, Footman has even confessed to going to “one” Star Trek convention …. although he’s already getting ragged about how no Trekker goes to just one! Oh yeah, he really does love the Star Trick spoof, although he says there were no good foot scenes in it. Naturally, my twisted perverted little mind is trying to think of a sequel for it that would have him sitting in a pool of his own cum … perhaps an alien race that are foot-shaped? Don’t believe in shoes? Only wear fetish-type footwear that have open toes? Fuck it, how about another sample? With a shoe in it, just for Footman!
I can guarantee this particular scene never made it past the old NBC censors back in the day LOL Oh yeah, just to truly nerd-out here, Trekkers will notice the uniform flaw: everyone has the same rank on their sleeves! Yup, the Captain is busted back to a lieutenant commander, as is the First Officer … everyone else pretty much got promoted. But no, the chick’s uniform is *not* the wrong color … there was an episode she wore gold! Although she was usually in red. If I drink enough coffee I’ll remember which one!
Also crawling out from under their science fiction fan nerd credentials are Planteeer at Explicit Planet who is also a BDSM freak and of course Bewinged at My Word Fetish, who is not only a Trekker herself but married to a Trekker to boot. Bewinged asks if I am aware there is a new Star Trek movie (real one) coming out in May LOL Ummmm, does Bubba drive a truck?!? Of course I do, and I am all happy about one casting choice in particular: they got a cutie to play Spock. ;) Oh, in Star Trick (the porn version) they not only got a decent looking guy to play “the Vulcan” but he’s well hung to boot. (See related chick rant about porn for more of my thoughts on that issue) Of course, me being the truly sick pervert y’all know and love, I can’t help but wonder if a certain Z.Q. is hung like that also …
And Chimera, I’ll get to you in another post. Not trying to put off your criticisms about the Star Trick movie, but I do tend to get long-winded on this particular subject!
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03.14.09
Posted in Porn, Sci Fi Porn at 6:49 pm by Ana
Yes, as promised and hinted at, I actually bought a membership to a site rather than beg for a review pass. No joke, folks: I bought a trial membership in January to Naked Movie! Even more, I did it just to get one movie on their exclusive site: the Star Trek spoof.
Now those of y’all who read the old archives know I am an old Star Trek fan and love a good cheesy sci fi spoof like XXX Spacegirls … but this one is what I have been waiting for for decades! And it lived up to my expectations … well except for a minor costume detail that only a Trekker would notice LOL If I wasn’t turned on during the movie, I was laughing my ass off. Humor and porn go together like … err … like an old commercial that would really show my age!
So seriously, go check this site out ;) They spoof a lot of movies, porn-style, and the comedy is almost as good as the fucking!
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