03.22.09
Posted in Random, Tits at 12:57 pm by Ana
OK, lots of fun bullshit to cover today. First victim is Rofl over at Happy Surfing, who is absolutely thrilled I posted the infamous “handbra” avatar (and a larger version even) but laments that all the female porn-slinging webmasters he knows are married. In fact, he even snagged my handbra pic and put in big capital letters across it: “MARRIED!” I had a good chuckle out of it, especially since he neglected to mention he’s married himself … unless “the missus” is his nickname for his hand ;) Although another reason for the chuckle is the elaborate fantasy he has built up around these pics.
Big Tits Movie Matrix
Of course, no post mentioning Rofl would be complete without some link to some tits site … in his case the bigger the better LOL So I gotta wonder if Rofl has a lifetime membership at Big Tits Movie Matrix? Personally, I don’t but that may be because I have my own set of tits and don’t really see what the big deal is. Mine are 36Cs (36Ds on bloat days!) and to be completely honest they tend to get in my way. I’d rather play with a dick … but that may be because I don’t have one of my own (at least not attached to me!) although I have heard they tend to have a mind of their own.
Now apparently there is a bit of debate among us porn-slingers about “female webmasters” and which sites really are written and run by women … and which are guys pretending to be women LOL There is a concurrent debate about whether us lady porn-slingers should or should not post our pics. Let me go on the record on these two issues: Yes, I really am a real woman and hubby will verify that! I think he knows better than any of y’all about that one ;) Two, I post my pics for ONE READER and that is hubby. The rest of y’all benefit from his lack of jealousy. Not only his lack of jealousy … but he is actually quite proud of what I do here (and he’s the one who took the pics anyway).
And finally, speaking of chick porn bloggers, Chimera from Why I Hate Porn has jumped on the “WTF Ana?” bandwagon about my sci-fi porn … but that will have to wait for tomorrow as I gather up some “ammo” known as sample pics!
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03.17.09
Posted in Porn, Random, Tits at 11:04 am by Ana
OK, so Walrus saw my post the other night, and while he sounds happy about it you know he couldn’t resist bitching about part of it. Well, truth be told he loves using the word “bitch” LOL But, as we used to say back in the day: “It’s ON like Donkey Kong!” And we have new (and an old) accomplices, so I’ll take a post day to introduce the fun lunatics and partners-in-crime (against “good” blogging taste and principles LOL smut-peddlers and porn-slingers all … otherwise known as my online friends!)
If ya wanna see Athena Hollow’s mug shot, just go to her site. Geek girl extraordinaire and smartass to boot (she loves the flattery, trust me) I laughed my ass off when she tackled sex accidents and Darwin Award winners … even if she forgot my all-time favorite *living* Darwin Award winner. Oh yeah, I have great good fun crashing her free chat room when I am awake …
The Porn Enchantress is yet another perverted chick who I call friend, and trust me y’all when I say I am working on leading her to the true “dark side” when it comes to porn-slinging ;) She may sound all sweet and innocent on her blog, but I know better! I’m trying to persuade her to post her mug shot too LOL
We interrupt this rambling bullshit post to bring you some actual PORN: I’m feeling pretty pervy this morning and am in the mood for balls-slapping feel-it-in-the-morning pussy-pounding hardcore! The kind of sex I expect when hubby comes home for mid-tour leave in about six weeks! ;) BTW hubby reads this blog …
Oh yeah, I wanna be the blonde on the left hand side of that one! Now, back to the porn-blogging fun and antics … next up on the roll-call is flip, longtime babelogger and crazyman who is currently infecting the web at News and Nudes with his own special brand of insanity. Flip remembers the old panties pics I used to use as my avatars on the boards we hang at …
Speaking of my old avatars, tits man Rofl has begged nicely for a return of the infamous “handbra” avatar … adn since I don’t have any other use for it right now I figure I can accomodate his pitiful pleading … now quit PMing me about it! He’ll join the goofiness once he gets a new blog set up for it … and we are roping more in for the fun as well 
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10.27.08
Posted in Chubby, Dirty jokes, Tits at 10:58 am by Ana
Dad forwarded a bunch of dirty jokes to me yesterday, and this one is just too good to not share: introducing the orthopedic bed designed especially for men (and probably lesbians as well):
Now all you guys know EXACTLY what you want for Christmas this year! And speaking of tits, let me repost the link to Thick N Busty, a fine chubby and big tits site that opened several months ago and looks awesome on the inside (review coming eventually, I promise!) I know the guys who run it, and their standards are very high, so I heartily recommend y’all check this one out if you like chubby girls with nice big natural tits. (note: this has now changed … fuckers)
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10.13.08
Posted in Dirty jokes, Tits at 8:54 am by Ana
From my dad’s dirty joke files comes this cute and funny gem:
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN’S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It’s Braille for ’suck here’.
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but ‘down under.’
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a ‘Good Year.’
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet. But when they go,
They take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch…
AND:
Q: WHAT IS A MAN’S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A : Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
And following up with that first Q&A is some nice tits … with the “suck here” braillle if you look closely enough
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