04.01.09
Posted in Sci Fi Porn at 7:04 pm by Ana
Folks, I have officially corrupted Flip! I told y’all about Flip: crazy babe-blogging wildman from Britain … poor innocent babe lover Flip who was like a babe in the wood(s) so to speak … or at least that’s the story he’s telling the rest of the porn bloggin cabal. And can y’all believe they actually bought that story …? Until yesterday, that is, when he unveiled something along the lines that I would build: Fantasy Fucks. So Flip is blogging about girls with guns, fantasy nymphs (elves?), and of course sci-fi babes. Now mind y’all, this is literally only days after I build Sci Fi Pron! In fact, I snuck it into the sidebar last night …
Coincidence? I don’t think so … just more proof of what a bad influence I am! LOL Mom was right about that one. Between my going-on about science fiction porn here, and Walrus ragging on it and offering up an alternative, Flip’s remaining brain cells gave out and he has woken up to find himself on the dark and perverted side of the porn Force (Flip, where the FUCK did you find Star Wars porn anyway??). Speaking of pervesions … my turn for the fantasy fun … and of course I am going right back to my Star Trek porn spoof at Naked Movie for this one:
star trek porn
Hehehe … the Spock character (they call this one “Shock” LOL) just got a blowjob sitting in the captain’s chair … then he gets to turn this cute redhead around and fuck her from behind … in the captain’s command chair. What Trekker hasn’t entertained the idea of banging a hot someone (or even something) in the captain’s chair in the middle of the bridge? Y’all might as well admit it … obviously I am NOT the only one who has thought of it! And furthermore, I am obviously not the ONLY one who has put enough thought into it to write that script (aw fuck, back to the drawing board for that little writing project).
Oh, and Chimera … calm down, he was just following orders! It worked for … what do y’all mean it didn’t work at Nuremburg? Aw fuck … they may sentence him to listening to Vogon poetry! (LOL Yes I am truly mixing my science fiction now!)
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03.31.09
Posted in Tranny at 7:54 am by Ana
So I got called a perv … again. By another porn-slinging webmaster … again! LOL You’d think in this particular biz, being a perv would be appaluded as an asset. So just what am I perving about this time?
The topic was threesomes and bisexuality, and how to define it. Then someone tossed in the ringer: add a tranny (shemale) to the couple for some real confusion! At which point I just had to pipe up that yes it confuses things completely, but it makes the threesome SOOOO interesting. I’ve found one site dedicated to this particular kind of gender-bending sex fun: Tranny Banged My Wife, and mentioned I am always looking for more.
Tranny and man tag team female
Now tell me that doesn’t look like fun, gals! It looks like great good fun to me :) I’m still trying to get hubby into the idea, but he ain’t so sure. He does like the whole shemale fucking female idea … to watch at least. It’s definitely somewhere in between his lesbian porn and my straight porn that we like to watch.
This reminds me of a sample gallery I made up a short while ago with Kalena Rios fucking a cute couple at the same time. The pics are courtesy of Tranny Banged My Wife site … but the words and the fantasy are all mine! So … am I truly a perv? Fuck yeah! That’s why most of y’all read this blog LOL
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03.30.09
Posted in Fetish, Porn at 6:52 pm by Ana
Oh fuck, I came across a site in the same porn network as Naked Movie called It’s Real and about lost it. Some of y’all recall I would occasionally make fun of really bad porn sites in the first version of this blog … well I just can’t resist (although Chimera has taken up that banner lately).
Now, to be fair … there are a few things inside the members area that actually are real … but what I am about to show you definitely isn’t! Seriously … is there anyone who honestly believes this is a real cock??
fake big cock at It’s Real LOL
Come on … just how stupid do they think we are? It even looks plastic! Not to mention no one has enough blood in his body to get one that size that hard … trust me on this one LOL I’ve fucked a damn good sized cock before, and the guy had hardness issues and was not the usual flushed pink color. And what I show y’all is only the most obvious plastic-looking shot. Y’all should see some of the other pics of this one.
Now, the chick with the split tongue … yeah that one is real. The chick with three boobs? Errr … I’m a bit skeptical, especially since special effects did it for the old movie Total Recall. But, tits happy surfing mug Rofl can give us his expert opinion on that one. Honestly, I don’t make this fucking wild ass shit up folks! I only find it and share it …
Which brings us to Talia’s post today, where she says she has no idea how I find this weird shit … truth be told I actually do go looking for it LOL Although I was laughing my ass off when she posted she wants a bigger cock than Walrus, since she gets to choose hers off the shelf (”why buy a small one?”) which is sooo appropriate for my topic today … I bet the guy in the pic above said about the same thing!
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03.29.09
Posted in Fetish, Panties at 8:35 am by Ana
Footman is one of our newer perverts recruited into the Porn Blogging “Cabal” as Walrus has been calling it, and I liked him the instant he came out about not only being a Trekker but loving the Star Trek porn spoof last week. While, like Porn Enchantress, I may not truly “get” the foot fetish thing, I do try to be as open-minded about other people’s kinks as I want people to be about my freaky fetishes. So, I did a little research (sometimes called surfing for porn) into the whole feet scene … and I think I have found Footman’s secret site!
Footman at Footville?
Go look at his mugshot on his blog (Footman Online) and tell me they don’t look similar … besides the toes on their mouth. Yes, I truly think Footman has been holding out on us!
Well, I’ve long been known for my panties fetish, so I can’t begrudge Footman his feet kink. Some of y’all may recall my Steelers panties back in the first version of this insane porn blog … if not, here is a reprise!
Ahhhh, yes … just wait til the NFL season kicks off again. The “Steelers-mania” category will return! Speaking of my Steelers obsession … I am heartbroken this morning. My satin Steelers pajama bottoms gave up the ghost and ripped. I guess I wore and washed them too many times 
and such lovely sexy satiny fabric just isn’t made for heavy or extended and constant use. My mom actually bought them during a trip to Pittsburgh a few years back and the only time I don’t wear them is during the winter when it’s just too cold in the back of the house. At least the Steelers panties (up to THREE pair now!) are holding up well, but they are good sturdy cotton ones.
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03.26.09
Posted in Porn at 8:14 pm by Ana
In 7 years of porn-peddling and smut-slinging, Naked Movie is the only site I paid to get into! Now I have a review pass and - until they disable it - I plan to really use it … Oh they have a new update and once again I am in stitches with laughter in between working my poor B.O.B. to his limits. Did y’all know there is a speed limit on vibrators??
Oh yeah, the update. LOL This time they are spoofing Ghostbusters, and call it Nutbusters. What makes this particularly funny is we crazy porn bloggers were making ghostbuster jokes a few days ago, which spawned this demented rant from Athena Hollow. They went for a blonde version of Sigourney Weaver’s character Dana … but admit it guys (and gals even) - possessed or not, y’all know you’d hit it!
Nutbusters blonde possessed chick
Oh, and here is the synopsis from the members area:
Gizz Clortho aka Keymaster of Goozer in a possessed state finds his way to the rooftop where Zuul the Gate Keeper is waiting for him. She lifts up her dress and bends over, he rips her clothes off and begins to follow through with his destiny. The Nut Busters then walk onto the roof and fire their beams at Goozer who attempts to fight them off. Eventually Egoo and Wankman jump ontop of Goozer, tearing him apart with their raw sexuality.
If you’re too cheap or too broke to get your own membership, you can always wait for my vibe to die at which point I will start posting samples … or you can just get a membership to Naked Movie, the best pornsite I’ve seen on the Web yet! Y’all will be much better off getting the membership LOL hubby bought me a case of batteries before he left …
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