03.17.09
Posted in Porn, Random, Tits at 11:04 am by Ana
OK, so Walrus saw my post the other night, and while he sounds happy about it you know he couldn’t resist bitching about part of it. Well, truth be told he loves using the word “bitch” LOL But, as we used to say back in the day: “It’s ON like Donkey Kong!” And we have new (and an old) accomplices, so I’ll take a post day to introduce the fun lunatics and partners-in-crime (against “good” blogging taste and principles LOL smut-peddlers and porn-slingers all … otherwise known as my online friends!)
If ya wanna see Athena Hollow’s mug shot, just go to her site. Geek girl extraordinaire and smartass to boot (she loves the flattery, trust me) I laughed my ass off when she tackled sex accidents and Darwin Award winners … even if she forgot my all-time favorite *living* Darwin Award winner. Oh yeah, I have great good fun crashing her free chat room when I am awake …
The Porn Enchantress is yet another perverted chick who I call friend, and trust me y’all when I say I am working on leading her to the true “dark side” when it comes to porn-slinging ;) She may sound all sweet and innocent on her blog, but I know better! I’m trying to persuade her to post her mug shot too LOL
We interrupt this rambling bullshit post to bring you some actual PORN: I’m feeling pretty pervy this morning and am in the mood for balls-slapping feel-it-in-the-morning pussy-pounding hardcore! The kind of sex I expect when hubby comes home for mid-tour leave in about six weeks! ;) BTW hubby reads this blog …
Oh yeah, I wanna be the blonde on the left hand side of that one! Now, back to the porn-blogging fun and antics … next up on the roll-call is flip, longtime babelogger and crazyman who is currently infecting the web at News and Nudes with his own special brand of insanity. Flip remembers the old panties pics I used to use as my avatars on the boards we hang at …
Speaking of my old avatars, tits man Rofl has begged nicely for a return of the infamous “handbra” avatar … adn since I don’t have any other use for it right now I figure I can accomodate his pitiful pleading … now quit PMing me about it! He’ll join the goofiness once he gets a new blog set up for it … and we are roping more in for the fun as well 
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03.15.09
Posted in Random at 4:49 pm by Ana
I’ve been catching up with an old porn-bloggin buddy of mine some of y’all might remember: the infamous Walrus who had his Walrus Blog back when I started this thing up (the first time). Whether y’all loved him or hated him, we had some great good fun crashing each other’s comments and making posts about each other, along with the now-disappeared Boogie who of course had his Boogie-Blog. Walrus killed his database a while back ago, even deader than I killed mine LOL rumor has it his webhost still has a bounty on his head for what he did to that box. 
So what’s brought all this up? Well … Walrus has a new blog database to kill at Chasing The Walrus (of course on a different webhost) and we have some new accomplices since neither of us has heard from Boogie in a while. The online porn-slinging biz is taking a hit from the economy like everything else, so we figure if it’s gonna be fucked for a while, why not have some fun? Y’all know I always say fucking should be FUN! So why not porn? And by extension porn blogging?
Naturally, I am expecting Walrus to rag on me (again) about my love for strange offbeat and just plain bizarre porn that doesn’t even qualify as a fetish … like my XXX SpaceGirls or actaully paying to get the Star Trick video downloaded from Naked Movie. I got one thing to say to ya, Walrus: KISS MY ASS! LOL And here it is:
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03.14.09
Posted in Porn, Sci Fi Porn at 6:49 pm by Ana
Yes, as promised and hinted at, I actually bought a membership to a site rather than beg for a review pass. No joke, folks: I bought a trial membership in January to Naked Movie! Even more, I did it just to get one movie on their exclusive site: the Star Trek spoof.
Now those of y’all who read the old archives know I am an old Star Trek fan and love a good cheesy sci fi spoof like XXX Spacegirls … but this one is what I have been waiting for for decades! And it lived up to my expectations … well except for a minor costume detail that only a Trekker would notice LOL If I wasn’t turned on during the movie, I was laughing my ass off. Humor and porn go together like … err … like an old commercial that would really show my age!
So seriously, go check this site out ;) They spoof a lot of movies, porn-style, and the comedy is almost as good as the fucking!
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03.13.09
Posted in Free Trials, Porn at 11:02 am by Ana
I’ve been doing some serious thinking about the current state of the online porn biz lately, and it has prompted me to put up an informational (GASP!) page here at the Ana’s Porn Blog. Then I realized I had lost my “About me” type page in the Great Database Crash a few months back. So, there is a new About Ana page … and an eye-opening About FREE Porn page y’all simply must read. I’m actually very glad to get that free porn business off my chest … my boobs take up enough room on my chest!
Meanwhile, I am about to make some massive changes to the domain. The blog will remain as it is, but the rest of the site … let’s just say this way my first porn site I ever built and fuck it really looks like it! I have been dreading the site overhaul for months, but it is getting to a point where I just shouldn’t put it off any longer.
Part of the problem is a lot of porn companies are getting bought out or closing up shop. It’s a sign of the economic times, I suppose. Y’all know I do love hooking y’all up on good porn deals, but some of the absolute best sites don’t offer discounts because they are mom-and-pop or small companies. Porn actually does cost money to make, and the small ones are hurting and folks continue to flock to the free porn sites. If y’all find something you truly like, be sure to support that site! I’ll be posting a few links soon about a few sites I have liked enough to actually BUY a membership to … but they deserve their own spotlight posts … and maybe even their own page!
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01.17.09
Posted in Dirty jokes, Porn at 11:08 am by Ana
Another gem from Dad’s endless dirty joke files:
DEAR MADAM:
THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS SHOP.
YOU ASKED FOR THE LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY.
PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM BECAUSE THAT IS OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
Well, fuck, I am busted! Even though my vibrator is purple, not red. ROFL Hubby is out of the country for a year and I have a hot stock tip: battery companies! Because my B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend) is getting a workout and then some … and while I am at it, here is some inspirational stuff I use when I get horny!
Download Porn $1 Trial to video porn megasite!
Y’all know I hook ya up big time, and that link is to the $1 trial … one US dollar may not even buy you a cup of coffee but it WILL get you 3 days of porn access! Let’s face it, if you can’t find something to either get your hard or get you wet at Download Porn, then you are truly a perv
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